bet he has a really loving caring relationship with his partner. loads of love and respect you can tell.

@p0ly 401763 wrote:

thread was titled ‘most perverted thing you’ve ever done’

ah fair play. should have done a shit in the sandwhich then and mixed it with marmite!

@p0ly 401770 wrote:

that’s pretty good.

you ever heard of the backwards shit?

no… or actually maybe.

one of my ex’s told me about this girl that was in some medical journal because she had a phobia of going for a shit so she never went for some stupidly long time. until one day she did a shit out of her mouth because it had backed up all the way into her stomach. :yakk:

@p0ly 401773 wrote:

that is fuckin mental…

a backwards shit is simply facing the oppisite way while you shit, ain’t got round to it yet but it will be a glorious day when i do.

she pooed out her mouth, she isn’t even a south park character.

wont that mean that you shit on the floor?

@p0ly 401773 wrote:

that is fuckin mental…

a backwards shit is simply facing the oppisite way while you shit, ain’t got round to it yet but it will be a glorious day when i do.

due to differing designs in toilets, loads of people round the world (particularly in Oriental countries) do this anyway.

it may however be much more difficult (a considerable test of dexterity) to do this on a Eastern toilet than a western one, the consequences of failure would be higher and most unsanitary.

so a backwards shit is like sitting on a chair backwards but on the loo… like… facing the wall? i have to try this.

not a bad idea, then you can use the back of the toilet like a little desk.

this is such a good idea… im waiting till the weekend though incase anything goes wrong. i will have my laptop. 😉