LIDL FREAKS

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April 18, 2006 at 1:39 pm #1037535
djvu
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I went in there to buy some washing up liquid and cued up at the till, I got there put my liquid down and this african mush scanned it looked at me and bust out laughing, I was like ; what the fuck are you laughing at>?;
he laughed more. So i pay for my shit and walk home para as fook thinkin i have something on my face what i dont know about, only to find nothing.

This kinda freaked me out:(
April 18, 2006 at 1:43 pm #1070262
Mongo
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cos it’s womens work blood 😉
April 18, 2006 at 1:43 pm #1070257
General Lighting
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djvu wrote:

I went in there to buy some washing up liquid and cued up at the till, I got there put my liquid down and this african mush scanned it looked at me and bust out laughing, I was like ; what the fuck are you laughing at>?;
he laughed more. So i pay for my shit and walk home para as fook thinkin i have something on my face what i dont know about, only to find nothing.

This kinda freaked me out:(

perhaps over the last few hours he’s had a succession of sketchy people who clearly look like they have travelled 100+ miles for a 3 day rave go through his checkout… and couldn’t keep a straight face much longer..
April 18, 2006 at 1:44 pm #1070263
arkadarka
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General Lighting wrote:

perhaps over the last few hours he’s had a succession of sketchy people who clearly look like they have travelled 100+ miles for a 3 day rave go through his checkout… and couldn’t keep a straight face much longer..

haha
April 18, 2006 at 1:46 pm #1070265
Jon_tooth
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Are your flies undone or something, mate?
April 18, 2006 at 1:49 pm #1070258
djvu
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hahaha

I would truely understand it if i was lookin messy but i was just ; normal; and this bloke just looked and laughed right at me:?

I havent a scooby doo why this was at all , it kinda freaked me out, I said to him whats so fuckin funny ; and he laughed more.

Must of been smoking some of that smelly green stuff on his lunch break,

In fact with the calibre of some of there staff in there i think they must all be trippin:}

Im off to get some fags anyhows i dunno whether i should go in my air gun and wave it about at him and see if he finds me fuckin funny then:)
April 18, 2006 at 2:11 pm #1070266
Jon_tooth
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djvu wrote:

Im off to get some fags anyhows i dunno whether i should go in my air gun and wave it about at him and see if he finds me fuckin funny then:)

Who knows mate…?

Let’s face it, if you’re working in LIDL (no offense LIDL workers) you’ve gotta be a bit mental anyway.
April 18, 2006 at 2:50 pm #1070259
djvu
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ive had a fag and it wasnt soo bad;)

Still pranged me out though
April 18, 2006 at 2:57 pm #1070267
bird
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Maybe he’d weed in it.
April 18, 2006 at 3:08 pm #1070260
djvu
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i didnt think of that grr
April 18, 2006 at 3:55 pm #1070268
dan u
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the F in Flidl is silent
April 18, 2006 at 4:00 pm #1070264
arkadarka
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dan u wrote:

the F in Flidl is silent

whahhahaa
:horay:
April 18, 2006 at 4:24 pm #1070256
JE5
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Maybe something reminded him of an hilarious event that happened, it happens to me a lot.
April 18, 2006 at 5:23 pm #1070261
djvu
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maybee

I would like to know what hilarious event this was in this simply fucktarded social reject robot man.

Once i know i will be satisfied 😉
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