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    Anonymous

      An explorer was walking thru the jungle when he came upon a clearing and there lay dead the biggest lion he had ever saw,”f**k me” he thought i wonder who killed that beast?, up pops a pigmee 2ft tall and says ” i killed the beast”, “no way” says the fellow, ” i did” says the pigmee, ” you never” says the fellow, ” i did i did” says the pigmee, ” ill give you one more chance” says the fellow “who killed the lion”, ” i killed it with my club” says the pigmee, “how bigs your club” says the fellow, “oh about 54 of us” says the pigmee. promise they will get better with time.

      #1063113
      BioTech
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        🙂 Haha! If that’s the sort of calibre you have then no need to improve.

        #1063112
        General Lighting
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          A customer asks his village butcher..

          “excuse me, do you have a sheep’s head and pigs’ trotters?”

          The butcher replies

          “No young lad, its just this haircut and my shoes being too tight”….

          #1063114
          globalloon
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            i’ll get your coat;)

            #1063116
            Henry Krinkle
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              Q: Who invented raving?

              A: Moses…when he went to the top of Mount Sinai and dropped a couple of tablets!=o)

              #1063119
              deltaX
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                lmao
                Q: what do u call a gay dinosour?

                A: a megasorass

                #1063117
                Henry Krinkle
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                  Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
                  A: DoYouThinkHeSawUs!

                  Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?
                  A: DoYouThinkHeSawUs Rex!

                  #1063120
                  deltaX
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                    uho
                    wait wait
                    your moma is so fat she sat on a bag of skittles and a rainbow poped out.

                    #1063118
                    Henry Krinkle
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                      Oh…don’t get me started!=o)

                      Your moma is so fat she has to roll over twice to go to sleep.

                      Your moma is so fat she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone.

                      Your moma is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

                      Your mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

                      Your mama is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!

                      #1063115
                      globalloon
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                        your mama is so fat she has a glass eye with a fish in it

                        your mama is so fat she has wooden legs with real feet

                        your mama is so fat she has a peg leg with a kickstand

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