It Could Be Worse….

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May 20, 2013 at 11:38 am #1055863
The Psyentist
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This is a thread where you can list and name your pet hates……. of things that don’t exist.

Sounds stupid? That’s because it is.

Here are a few things that I think would really piss me off if they actually existed:

1. Flying leeches (mosquitos are bad enough, plus they’d make a real mess of your windscreen)

2. Possessing pretty much any superpower but being unable to control it (involuntary thought reading and teleportation would probably get to me the most)

3. If equality went the wrong way and instead of women being allowed to walk round topless men had to wear a bra (or at least nipple tassels) if they wanted to take their shirt off in public.

4. If bacon was highly toxic to all but those that followed a vegan diet or who’s religious belief stated bacon is a sin.
May 20, 2013 at 12:29 pm #1273369
DaftFader
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Back Splash when you goto the poo.
May 20, 2013 at 12:30 pm #1273370
know_hope
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frog in kneading bowl?… sounds like it could be a pet hate, although its never happened

exodus 8:3 – the nile will teem with frogs. they will come up into your palace and your bedroom and onto your bed, into the houses of your officials and on your people, and into your ovens and kneading troughs

i think a frog that hops in the oven is ok, especially if i have a palace
May 20, 2013 at 12:45 pm #1273371
Pat McDonald
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@The Psyentist 546662 wrote:

2. Possessing pretty much any superpower but being unable to control it (involuntary thought reading and teleportation would probably get to me the most)

Congratulations, you just sussed why I’m such a miserable cantankerous git.
May 20, 2013 at 1:46 pm #1273378
korno
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^Hahaha!
May 20, 2013 at 3:59 pm #1273373
Chrispydelic
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@Pat McDonald 546679 wrote:

Congratulations, you just sussed why I’m such a miserable cantankerous git.

Do you have the power of immeasurable cynicism? 😉
May 20, 2013 at 4:47 pm #1273374
The Psyentist
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CRAB PEOPLE
May 20, 2013 at 5:36 pm #1273379
season.
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My walking bong.
May 20, 2013 at 6:14 pm #1273375
The Psyentist
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@season. 546743 wrote:

My walking bong.

Hey that has potential to be a really good thing. Train it, not sure how you go about training something without a brain, to walk alongside you like an obedient dog. Also if it has legs and feet to walk it probably has arms and hands enabling it to pack itself and hold a lighter. All you gotta do is smoke that shit 😉
May 20, 2013 at 6:51 pm #1273380
season.
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@The Psyentist 546748 wrote:

Hey that has potential to be a really good thing. Train it, not sure how you go about training something without a brain, to walk alongside you like an obedient dog. Also if it has legs and feet to walk it probably has arms and hands enabling it to pack itself and hold a lighter. All you gotta do is smoke that shit 😉

This is genius! I never thought of it like that. I’m gonna have a sit down with him and chat things over. Really want things to work just he can be so stubborn. “Uhh i wanna walk over here some more..” i mean what’s his fucking problem? I wish he’d just sit down and chill but whatever.
May 20, 2013 at 7:50 pm #1273376
The Psyentist
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@season. 546749 wrote:

This is genius! I never thought of it like that. I’m gonna have a sit down with him and chat things over. Really want things to work just he can be so stubborn. “Uhh i wanna walk over here some more..” i mean what’s his fucking problem? I wish he’d just sit down and chill but whatever.

You’ve just got to be firm and consistent in your approach. The earlier you challenge such behaviours the higher your likelihood of nipping it in the bud, ha boom boom.
May 20, 2013 at 11:49 pm #1273377
MR207
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1. Flying spiders
2. If it actually rained cats
3. If when you asked a question all people could say is “I don’t know”
4. If you ever lied, the person you were lying to always knew the truth
May 21, 2013 at 3:08 am #1273372
Pat McDonald
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@Chrispydelic 546730 wrote:

Do you have the power of immeasurable cynicism? 😉

Depends how big your tape measure for cynicism is… my, that’s a BIG one…

Well, not immeasurable, but chronic and ongoing cynicism. Or realism, from my point of view.
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