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August 3, 2007 at 11:18 am #1117203
T.I.G
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djprocess wrote:

My mate once shat on his phone cause he was trying to take a picture of a shit coming out of arse to message my phone. He’s a rank bastard. still quite funny tho, not sure how he explained it to his insurance company!

I did that once when i was a lot younger and wronger :-/

I wasn’t trying to take a picture though – just trying to catch the sound of the ‘plop’ to gross out my ex misses who was on the other end of the phone. I didn’t realise and then put the phone back to my ear.

Not the one :-X :-X
August 3, 2007 at 11:18 am #1137864
T.I.G
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djprocess wrote:

My mate once shat on his phone cause he was trying to take a picture of a shit coming out of arse to message my phone. He’s a rank bastard. still quite funny tho, not sure how he explained it to his insurance company!

I did that once when i was a lot younger and wronger :-/

I wasn’t trying to take a picture though – just trying to catch the sound of the ‘plop’ to gross out my ex misses who was on the other end of the phone. I didn’t realise and then put the phone back to my ear.

Not the one :-X :-X
August 3, 2007 at 11:21 am #1117196
harmlessfeet
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T.I.G wrote:

I did that once when i was a lot younger and wronger :-/

I wasn’t trying to take a picture though – just trying to catch the sound of the ‘plop’ to gross out my ex misses who was on the other end of the phone. I didn’t realise and then put the phone back to my ear.

Not the one :-X :-X

hardy har har!!
August 3, 2007 at 11:21 am #1137857
harmlessfeet
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T.I.G wrote:

I did that once when i was a lot younger and wronger :-/

I wasn’t trying to take a picture though – just trying to catch the sound of the ‘plop’ to gross out my ex misses who was on the other end of the phone. I didn’t realise and then put the phone back to my ear.

Not the one :-X :-X

hardy har har!!
August 3, 2007 at 11:29 am #1117200
process
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T.I.G wrote:

I did that once when i was a lot younger and wronger :-/

I wasn’t trying to take a picture though – just trying to catch the sound of the ‘plop’ to gross out my ex misses who was on the other end of the phone. I didn’t realise and then put the phone back to my ear.

Not the one :-X :-X

Lol! F.U.N.N.Y!
August 3, 2007 at 11:29 am #1137861
process
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T.I.G wrote:

I did that once when i was a lot younger and wronger :-/

I wasn’t trying to take a picture though – just trying to catch the sound of the ‘plop’ to gross out my ex misses who was on the other end of the phone. I didn’t realise and then put the phone back to my ear.

Not the one :-X :-X

Lol! F.U.N.N.Y!
August 3, 2007 at 11:44 am #1117189
TigerMoff
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Thats fuck all. I did one a couple of days ago and my stomach was so heavy I thought I was gonna fall over. I squeezed it out and it was well small but so dense and compact it prolly weighed in at half a stone. Nearly cracked the pan and got a water spout stright up me jacksey.
August 3, 2007 at 11:44 am #1137851
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Thats fuck all. I did one a couple of days ago and my stomach was so heavy I thought I was gonna fall over. I squeezed it out and it was well small but so dense and compact it prolly weighed in at half a stone. Nearly cracked the pan and got a water spout stright up me jacksey.
August 3, 2007 at 11:57 am #1117201
process
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TigerMoff wrote:

Thats fuck all. I did one a couple of days ago and my stomach was so heavy I thought I was gonna fall over. I squeezed it out and it was well small but so dense and compact it prolly weighed in at half a stone. Nearly cracked the pan and got a water spout stright up me jacksey.

Sweet, no need to wipe. Toilet and beday (sp?) all in one!
August 3, 2007 at 11:57 am #1137862
process
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TigerMoff wrote:

Thats fuck all. I did one a couple of days ago and my stomach was so heavy I thought I was gonna fall over. I squeezed it out and it was well small but so dense and compact it prolly weighed in at half a stone. Nearly cracked the pan and got a water spout stright up me jacksey.

Sweet, no need to wipe. Toilet and beday (sp?) all in one!
August 3, 2007 at 12:00 pm #1117195
K_trina
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ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
August 3, 2007 at 12:00 pm #1137856
K_trina
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ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
August 3, 2007 at 12:04 pm #1117190
TigerMoff
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djprocess wrote:

Sweet, no need to wipe. Toilet and beday (sp?) all in one!

That wasn’t just a bday. I got colonic irrigation up to the small intestine into the bargain.
August 3, 2007 at 12:04 pm #1137852
TigerMoff
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djprocess wrote:

Sweet, no need to wipe. Toilet and beday (sp?) all in one!

That wasn’t just a bday. I got colonic irrigation up to the small intestine into the bargain.
August 3, 2007 at 12:28 pm #1117209
Playground Politics
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u just shat my self
August 3, 2007 at 12:28 pm #1137871
Playground Politics
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u just shat my self
August 3, 2007 at 12:38 pm #1117186
JE5
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april wrote:

o.m.g….we ve been invaded by a bunch of feral children…sj down i take it ……..:laugh_at: :crazy_dru

Scat Juice :biggreen:
August 3, 2007 at 12:38 pm #1137848
JE5
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april wrote:

o.m.g….we ve been invaded by a bunch of feral children…sj down i take it ……..:laugh_at: :crazy_dru

Scat Juice :biggreen:
August 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm #1117192
TigerMoff
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JE:5 wrote:

Scat Juice :biggreen:

SJ vermin in da house. :weee:
August 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm #1137853
TigerMoff
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JE:5 wrote:

Scat Juice :biggreen:

SJ vermin in da house. :weee:
August 3, 2007 at 12:53 pm #1117214
clity
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TigerMoff wrote:

SJ vermin in da house. :weee:

throw your shit in da air
August 3, 2007 at 12:53 pm #1137876
clity
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TigerMoff wrote:

SJ vermin in da house. :weee:

throw your shit in da air
August 3, 2007 at 12:53 pm #1117187
JE5
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Like shit to a blanket.
August 3, 2007 at 12:53 pm #1137849
JE5
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Like shit to a blanket.
August 3, 2007 at 12:54 pm #1117193
TigerMoff
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clity wrote:

throw your shit in da air

Cheerz. Its stuck to the fucking celing now. :yakk:
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