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  • #1123547
    starlaugh
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    try playing http://www.games1.org/games/splash.swf if that works your sorted 😉 Used to keep me happy for hours!

    #1144460
    starlaugh
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    try playing http://www.games1.org/games/splash.swf if that works your sorted 😉 Used to keep me happy for hours!

    #1123530
    quietRIOT
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    Playground Politics wrote:
    have a wank…….in a cup………..anyone for tea

    :laugh_at: well i was gonna say that but not into a cup…some men do go toilets an do that at work …i used to talk to this lad on msn (georgous he was) at college i d sneak onto msn…we d talk dirty wind each other up Big time …:crazy_dru he was a randy F***er…anyway he’d say just gonna toilet now …you know what for …heheee:crazy_dru :laugh_at: :weee:

    #1144443
    quietRIOT
    Participant
    Playground Politics wrote:
    have a wank…….in a cup………..anyone for tea

    :laugh_at: well i was gonna say that but not into a cup…some men do go toilets an do that at work …i used to talk to this lad on msn (georgous he was) at college i d sneak onto msn…we d talk dirty wind each other up Big time …:crazy_dru he was a randy F***er…anyway he’d say just gonna toilet now …you know what for …heheee:crazy_dru :laugh_at: :weee:

    #1123531
    quietRIOT
    Participant

    :laugh_at: well i was gonna say that but not into a cup…some men do go toilets an do that at work …i used to talk to this lad on msn (georgous he was) at college i d sneak onto msn…we d talk dirty wind each other up Big time …:crazy_dru he was a randy F***er…anyway he’d say just gonna toilet now …you know what for …heheee:crazy_dru :laugh_at: :weee:

    #1144444
    quietRIOT
    Participant

    :laugh_at: well i was gonna say that but not into a cup…some men do go toilets an do that at work …i used to talk to this lad on msn (georgous he was) at college i d sneak onto msn…we d talk dirty wind each other up Big time …:crazy_dru he was a randy F***er…anyway he’d say just gonna toilet now …you know what for …heheee:crazy_dru :laugh_at: :weee:

    #1123532
    quietRIOT
    Participant

    and no will i fuk talk to you on msn .fore you ask ……….raaa

    #1144445
    quietRIOT
    Participant

    and no will i fuk talk to you on msn .fore you ask ……….raaa

    #1123548
    starlaugh
    Participant

    :laugh_at: Wouldn’t ask anyway April, its not my cuppa tea :you_crazy

    #1144461
    starlaugh
    Participant

    :laugh_at: Wouldn’t ask anyway April, its not my cuppa tea :you_crazy

    #1123533
    quietRIOT
    Participant

    :weee: … you never had text sex…or talked dirty over the phone :weee: its Ace if its with someone your into………………..

    #1144446
    quietRIOT
    Participant

    :weee: … you never had text sex…or talked dirty over the phone :weee: its Ace if its with someone your into………………..

    #1123540
    process
    Participant
    april wrote:
    :weee: … you never had text sex…or talked dirty over the phone :weee: its Ace if its with someone your into………………..

    Come on then April drop your knickers!

    #1144454
    process
    Participant
    april wrote:
    :weee: … you never had text sex…or talked dirty over the phone :weee: its Ace if its with someone your into………………..

    Come on then April drop your knickers!

    #1123534
    quietRIOT
    Participant

    so now you think im cheap.thanx:cry:

    #1144447
    quietRIOT
    Participant

    so now you think im cheap.thanx:cry:

    #1123542
    stax
    Participant

    http://www.flashearth.com

    use this site to explore places round near me quite interesting in a strange way. also to find old rave sites

    some time we play name that pub

    go to flashearth.com find your town/city whatever then home in on a pub. take a screen shot(ctrl+prtsc) and email it round the office. 1st to correctly name it wins and gets to pick the next pub.

    or

    you pick a well know building / landmark like say the leaning tower of pisa for example then every one else has to find it on flashearth and send the screen shot 1st to win.

    o the fun

    #1144456
    stax
    Participant

    http://www.flashearth.com

    use this site to explore places round near me quite interesting in a strange way. also to find old rave sites

    some time we play name that pub

    go to flashearth.com find your town/city whatever then home in on a pub. take a screen shot(ctrl+prtsc) and email it round the office. 1st to correctly name it wins and gets to pick the next pub.

    or

    you pick a well know building / landmark like say the leaning tower of pisa for example then every one else has to find it on flashearth and send the screen shot 1st to win.

    o the fun

    #1123526
    BioTech
    Participant

    ONE-POINT DARES

    1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.
    2. Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you.
    3. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,”Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye.”
    4. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
    5. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way.”
    6. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
    7. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

    THREE-POINT DARES

    1. Say to your boss, “I like your style” and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
    2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, “Did you get all that, I don’t want to have to repeat it.”
    3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
    4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight).
    5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

    FIVE POINT DARES

    1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you actually launch into it yourself, 10 if you sing it through to the end).
    2. Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
    3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as “Bob.”
    4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you “really have to go do a number two.”
    5. After every sentence, say ‘Mon’ in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in “The report’s on your desk, Mon.” Keep this up for 1 hour.
    6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
    7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, “Shut up, all of you just shut up!”
    8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, “As God as my witness, I’ll never go hungry again.”
    9. In a colleague’s DAY PLANNER, write in the 10am slot: “See how I look in tights.”(5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss)
    10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, “You wanna trade?”
    11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now.”
    12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, “I can’t talk about it.”
    13. Posing as a maitre d’, call a colleague and tell him he’s won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
    14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
    15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
    16. Hang a 2′ long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out, but don’t remove it.
    17. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits, smashing each biscuit with your fist.
    18. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
    19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

    #1144439
    BioTech
    Participant

    ONE-POINT DARES

    1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.
    2. Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you.
    3. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,”Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye.”
    4. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
    5. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way.”
    6. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
    7. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

    THREE-POINT DARES

    1. Say to your boss, “I like your style” and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
    2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, “Did you get all that, I don’t want to have to repeat it.”
    3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
    4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight).
    5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

    FIVE POINT DARES

    1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you actually launch into it yourself, 10 if you sing it through to the end).
    2. Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
    3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as “Bob.”
    4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you “really have to go do a number two.”
    5. After every sentence, say ‘Mon’ in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in “The report’s on your desk, Mon.” Keep this up for 1 hour.
    6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
    7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, “Shut up, all of you just shut up!”
    8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, “As God as my witness, I’ll never go hungry again.”
    9. In a colleague’s DAY PLANNER, write in the 10am slot: “See how I look in tights.”(5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss)
    10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, “You wanna trade?”
    11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now.”
    12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, “I can’t talk about it.”
    13. Posing as a maitre d’, call a colleague and tell him he’s won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
    14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
    15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
    16. Hang a 2′ long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out, but don’t remove it.
    17. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits, smashing each biscuit with your fist.
    18. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
    19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

    #1123527
    BioTech
    Participant

    Not a massive star trek fan myself, but I made one of these once.

    http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Starship-Enterprise-Out-of-a-Floppy-Disk

    #1144440
    BioTech
    Participant

    Not a massive star trek fan myself, but I made one of these once.

    http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Starship-Enterprise-Out-of-a-Floppy-Disk

    #1123528
    BioTech
    Participant
    #1144441
    BioTech
    Participant
    #1123541
    process
    Participant
    BioTech wrote:
    ONE-POINT DARES
    1. Say to your boss, “I like your style” and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
    3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
    2. Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
    3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as “Bob.”
    5. After every sentence, say ‘Mon’ in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in “The report’s on your desk, Mon.” Keep this up for 1 hour.
    7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, “Shut up, all of you just shut up!”
    9. In a colleague’s DAY PLANNER, write in the 10am slot: “See how I look in tights.”(5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss)
    18. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
    19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

    LOL these ones are class.

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