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    rachus
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    My housemate has once again woke me up, but this time its not with his squealing girlfiend who obviously thinks shes in a porno, no, its his fucking brother and friends on his “last night in Newbury”..
    which i understand thats fine this is the last time i will have to cope with his inconsideration but i would NEVER let my mates be that fucking loud for hours when I know there are other people in the house who have work at 7am.
    Me and my mate have both been down there to tell them to keep it down but there fucking drunk and noisy! argh!

    Jesus christ, thank fuck he is leaving.:crazy:

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    Dom_sufc
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    Ah what a wanker.

    Kick em out, Its your house too!

    The other week me and my mates were all leaving this small legal party, and we were asking if there were an after party. To which a very spangled bloke replied “yeah, come round to mine… :crazy_diz “

    So off we went, his flat mate upstairs lol, about 10 of me and my mates piled In. He passed out, poured beer on himself… Then his brother came round with HIS mates, and we all sat and had a joint! That poor flat mate upstairs… ehehh.

    #1172506
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    rachus
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    Hahah! Yea to be honest i feel for that flat mate! dont get me wrong i wouldnt give it up to live back with my mum and her bf but jees its not like hes just a mate so i can say “oi shut the fuck up”. iv already had a massive go at him a couple weeks ago and i figured as he is leaving in 2 weeks id let him off.
    But now at least it means im guna be the loudest in the house now and im abit more respectful so hopefully there will be abit more karma.. what a night though.. and im starving but cant be fucked to eat… theyve gone to bed.. maybe now i can sleep :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

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    starlaugh
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    :group_hug:group_hug:group_hug:group_hug

    You should try the old stamp on the toes and poke in the eye trick, if that fails stick a finger up each nostril and drag him about the house 😉 I think he might behave!!

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    GiantMidget
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    Well if you want ways to force them out by devious means then ill help you! I am considered an expert in the ways of sending people crazy. Just by doing little things to your housemate’s will slowly push them over the edge and they will leave. :love:

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    rachus
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    DJCliffy wrote:
    Well if you want ways to force them out by devious means then ill help you! I am considered an expert in the ways of sending people crazy. Just by doing little things to your housemate’s will slowly push them over the edge and they will leave. :love:

    I woke up early this morning when they were all fast asleep and put the dirtiest, hardest, loudest music i could find… on my 2nd cd so far.

    Wakey wakey fuckers!!!

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    GiantMidget
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    Another way is to pee in an ice cube tray and freeze it. when said pisscubes have frozen take one and place in your housemates pillow case. the rapidly melting pisscube will stink to high heaven but they won’t say anything for fear it was them who wet the bed.

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    rachus
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    DJCliffy wrote:
    Another way is to pee in an ice cube tray and freeze it. when said pisscubes have frozen take one and place in your housemates pillow case. the rapidly melting pisscube will stink to high heaven but they won’t say anything for fear it was them who wet the bed.

    I dont have a ice cube tray 🙁 can i not just piss on his pillow?

    I have already brushed the toilet with his and his girlfriends toothbrushes and then put them back, that was when they kept me awake with there fucking.

    Please keep coming with anymore ideas, im guna make his last 2 weeks tres interesting! :crazy_dru

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    GiantMidget
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    Try and get some water cress seeds and place them around the carpet. water and wait a couple days. your mate will then have his own personal forest in his room!

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    Angel
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    just a little bit in his clothes and bed :laugh_at:

    http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/fav/itching-powder.html

    #1172513
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    redneck
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    housemates can either be a right pain in the arse or end up being your best mates.
    on the other hand i’ve lived with my best mates and ended up hating them.
    bit of a lottery all round really.:crazy:

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    redneck
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    rachus wrote:
    I have already brushed the toilet with his and his girlfriends toothbrushes and then put them back,

    ewwwwwwwww

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    Raj
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    Angel wrote:
    just a little bit in his clothes and bed :laugh_at:

    http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/fav/itching-powder.html

    I can assure you this is very effective :groucho: [underwear is best ;)]

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    rachus
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    redneck wrote:
    housemates can either be a right pain in the arse or end up being your best mates.
    on the other hand i’ve lived with my best mates and ended up hating them.
    bit of a lottery all round really.:crazy:

    that doesnt fill me with confidence.. my mate from work has just moved in, we seem to be getting on finr at the moment, and once shitface has left one of the other guys from work will be moving in too, i hope it doesnt fuck everything up. i still like my privacy.. we’ll see.. i dont wana be driven out my own home :crazy:

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    Raj
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    The secret is to have pre agreed houserules and to meticulously observe each other’s privacy for a successful flat share.

    #1172510
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    rachus
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    redneck wrote:
    ewwwwwwwww

    Dont worry their skanky bastards generally so im sure they wouldnt have minded!
    He dresses up as a cat and chases her around his bedroom, we know this to be true.. its hte only explaination to her constant squealing!
    That and he teaches her wrestling..i kid you not… hes a hardcore WWE watcher :you_crazy
    stone cold tshirt and everything…

    #1172512
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    Kodama
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    Sellotape/glue a drawing pin onto the light switch for his bedroom light…

    Put bees in his sock drawer…

    #1172499
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    Angel
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    Post his phone number on SquatJuice :hiding:

    #1172504
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    lilmstrixta
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    This is why i could never house share.

    #1172515
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    redneck
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    rachus wrote:
    that doesnt fill me with confidence.. my mate from work has just moved in, we seem to be getting on finr at the moment, and once shitface has left one of the other guys from work will be moving in too, i hope it doesnt fuck everything up. i still like my privacy.. we’ll see.. i dont wana be driven out my own home :crazy:

    I’ve lived with a few of my mates recently and fell out with all of them.
    Got a couple of randoms as housemates now. i think it makes life a lot easier if you don’t have a friendship to ruin.

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    rachus
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    Angel wrote:
    Post his phone number on SquatJuice :hiding:

    Lmao!

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