Hornswaggle

This topic has 17 replies, 5 voices, and was last updated November 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm by 1984.

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November 21, 2009 at 8:26 pm #1048390
GiantMidget
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You know it makes sense.
November 21, 2009 at 8:29 pm #1220795
1984
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that goes right over my head like
November 21, 2009 at 8:35 pm #1220782
GiantMidget
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does it. I can touch my toes. Didn’t know i could do that.
November 21, 2009 at 8:44 pm #1220796
1984
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🙁 I cant
November 21, 2009 at 8:45 pm #1220797
1984
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Hornswaggle

1. A comical word to be used in place of “con” “jip” “cheated”.
“That salesman hornswaggled us out of 500 dollars”

2. Another word for penis
My girlfriend likes playing with my hornswaggle!
penis cock schlong tallywhacker dick

3. To wiggle one’s fingers under someone else’s chin while yelling out “HORNSWAGGLE!”
Stoner number 1: Hey, Stoner number 2, look over there! (points to the right)

Stoner number 2: What? Where? (looks to the right)

Stoner number 1: (Stealthly HORNSWAGGLES Stoner number 2) HORNSWAGGLE!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hornswaggle
November 21, 2009 at 8:46 pm #1220788
DaftFader
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lol @ no. 3 i’m so gonna try that
November 21, 2009 at 9:09 pm #1220792
p0ly
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oioi cliffyton u mash up
November 22, 2009 at 6:15 am #1220793
Buzz
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
November 22, 2009 at 11:48 am #1220783
GiantMidget
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What the hell? I don’t remember writing this?
November 22, 2009 at 11:48 am #1220789
DaftFader
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LOL
November 22, 2009 at 11:49 am #1220784
GiantMidget
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Shit man what else did i do last night? It’s all a blur.
November 22, 2009 at 11:53 am #1220790
DaftFader
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check the back of your pants for blood spots
November 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm #1220785
GiantMidget
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I’m all good on that front. Fuck man what a messy night. Amazingly though i feel fine today, actually nodded out around 4ish and woke up at 10.

Pretty good for me that is!
November 22, 2009 at 12:13 pm #1220798
1984
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@DJCliffy 363288 wrote:

Shit man what else did i do last night? It’s all a blur.

:laugh_at:has to have been a good night then
November 22, 2009 at 1:49 pm #1220794
Buzz
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@DJCliffy 363291 wrote:

I’m all good on that front. Fuck man what a messy night. Amazingly though i feel fine today, actually nodded out around 4ish and woke up at 10.

Pretty good for me that is!

whats the verdict on 2c-e then mate?
November 22, 2009 at 5:39 pm #1220786
GiantMidget
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Didn’t do it mate. Gonna save it for another night.
November 22, 2009 at 5:51 pm #1220791
DaftFader
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lol .. lucky u didn’t as well by the sounds of it … or there would of been a “my 6 hour hell experiance part 2” thread lol .. when u try it make sure you’re relatively sober cos u’ll end up loosing your horn and not being able to wagg it ever again 😉
November 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm #1220787
GiantMidget
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I think last time i did too much, My mates split that trip between the three of em and it was proper intense for em even then.

I did the whole thing which is probably why i felt like i did, also not sleeping the night before probably didn’t help.

I’m just gonna do a teeny tiny bit next time and see what happens.
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