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  • #1045075
    starlaugh
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    Ducks; In my opinion are one of the funniest animals about, they waddle, have a funny shape and they make a funny sound.

    I wanted some as pets but I have been told that our cats would probably have a good go at them (they have brought home so rather large “presents” in the past), well I have found 6 ducks and a home and I pick them up on Sunday. I got landlord of the local pub to have them as pets for the beer garden :laugh_at:

    Another one of great achievements of the year :biggreen:

    #1176759
    lilmstrixta
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    I have to agree and don’t you just love the word waddle pmsl I have alot of ducks in my bathroom

    #1176740
    Tank Girl
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    we had 2 ducks when I grew up

    (along with 2 cats and 16 chickens and rabbits and guinea pigs and……)

    the cats were fine with them, wouldnt even pay them any attention, the ducks shit all over the place though :laugh_at:

    where I work we have 3 ducks that are in the garden – they came into our conservatory both took a poop and waddled back out :bounce_fl

    #1176741
    coastie
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    haha, i agree, i have ducks at the pond at the end of my road and they waddle up sometimes, the cats dont give them any shit. I reckon its just about getting animals used to each other. My dog was a right larey bastard sometimes but he got used to our rabits and they used to go out in the garden together fine after a while. Happy days.

    #1176760
    xFadingObsessionx
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    My stepfather is in love with ducks … There’s a river near his house and are always ducks around. He wanted to steal some and keep them in his backgarden… But it’s illegal apparently ๐Ÿ™

    #1176743
    GiantMidget
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    Ducks are nice. Specially lightly fried and served with egg noodles! Haha i kid! :crazy_dru

    They are funny little animals! Star get some photos of em would ya please mate!?! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1176776
    pixiegirl
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    When (if) we move to a nice little place in country with a little bit of land I SO plan to have ducks. They are so cool. Tnhey make the best noises.

    #1176737
    globalloon
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    they are sinister little fuckers

    the comedy body is a ruse

    look into their eyes… you will see SATAN :devil_wag

    #1176778
    pixiegirl
    Participant
    globalloon;228958 wrote:
    they are sinister little fuckers

    the comedy body is a ruse

    look into their eyes… you will see SATAN :devil_wag

    That’ll be geese. Evil feckers.

    #1176738
    globalloon
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    @pixiegirl 228960 wrote:

    That’ll be geese. Evil feckers.

    i see the ducks have already got to you :crazy:

    “she’s one of THEM” BLAM BLAM BLAM :ar15:

    #1176761
    xFadingObsessionx
    Participant
    pixiegirl;228960 wrote:
    That’ll be geese. Evil feckers.

    My sister got chased around the park by a goose before trying to bite her bum. Was the funniest thing I think I’ve ever seen.

    #1176744
    GiantMidget
    Participant

    Kick a goose really hard up the arse and see what happens. :crazy_dru

    #1176762
    xFadingObsessionx
    Participant

    It’d try kill me!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฅ I DON’T WANT A GOOSE TO KILL ME … I WANT TO LIVE A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE … “live long and prosper” such as Buzz Lightning said.
    WAS IT EVEN BUZZ LIGHTNING WHO SAID THAT? :crazy_diz
    I shall have to spent the rest of my life trying to find out who said that now…… I SHALL FIND IT OUT EVENTUALEY.

    edit like 2mins after i posted: Who the fuck is Buzz Lightening? is he that bloke off Toy Story? IF NOT .. I MEANT THAT BLOKE OFF TOY STORY.. Who’s like .. all green and white and can fly and is like “NEVER FEAR, BUZZ LIGHTING IS HERE” you know who i mean?

    #1176745
    GiantMidget
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    xFadingObsessionx;228981 wrote:
    It’d try kill me!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฅ I DON’T WANT A GOOSE TO KILL ME … I WANT TO LIVE A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE … “live long and prosper” such as Buzz Lightning said.
    WAS IT EVEN BUZZ LIGHTNING WHO SAID THAT? :crazy_diz
    I shall have to spent the rest of my life trying to find out who said that now…… I SHALL FIND IT OUT EVENTUALLY.

    I think you’ll find that it was Spock who said that. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #1176736
    General Lighting
    Moderator

    as a strange coincidence I’ve been reading this local history book called “Suffolk Hours” by Allan Jobson

    anyway it mentions this girl called Penelope who grew up in the 1850s around Depden, a village SW of Bury St Edmunds. In those days poultry were allowed to run loose everywhere, and there is this quote (from when she was about 11 or 12)

    “Another little episode was when she was crossing Depden Green. A gander came at her hissing in a rather frightening manner. Nothing loath she picked him up by the neck, swung him round and round until he was dizzy and then dropped him”.

    perhaps that’s what the Brains Kan MC is chatting about with the “proper gander spin” :crazy_dru …. (thats another one for the end of the pier show…)

    #1176763
    xFadingObsessionx
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    DJCliffy;228985 wrote:
    I think you’ll find that it was Spock who said that. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Ugh, shut up. I wanted to find out myself. Reading that back now (in the morning), wtf … I shouldn’t let myself near a keyboard XD

    #1176747
    DaftFader
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    xFadingObsessionx;229020 wrote:
    Ugh, shut up. I wanted to find out myself. Reading that back now (in the morning), wtf … I shouldn’t let myself near a keyboard XD

    it actualy made me lol when you were tring to work out if buzz light year was the dude you were thinking about .. and when describing him you went “he sais “NEVER FEAR, BUZZ LIGHTING IS HERE”” using his name .. :laugh_at:

    #1176764
    xFadingObsessionx
    Participant
    DaftFader;229024 wrote:
    it actualy made me lol when you were tring to work out if buzz light year was the dude you were thinking about .. and when describing him you went “he sais “NEVER FEAR, BUZZ LIGHTING IS HERE”” using his name .. :laugh_at:

    BUZZ LIGHTYEAR.. THATS IT?! Not buzz lighting WTF… Did that bloke even say that? Or did I just quote two COMPLETELY different people and said it was someone else?

    I knew I should have just gone to sleep last night :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    #1176748
    DaftFader
    Participant
    xFadingObsessionx;229026 wrote:
    BUZZ LIGHTYEAR.. THATS IT?! Not buzz lighting WTF… Did that bloke even say that? Or did I just quote two COMPLETELY different people and said it was someone else?

    I knew I should have just gone to sleep last night :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    “to infinaty and beyond” i think you ment :laugh_at:

    #1176765
    xFadingObsessionx
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    DaftFader;229028 wrote:
    “to infinaty and beyond” i think you ment :laugh_at:

    And I can’t even edit my post to make myself look less of a complete tit .. Awh ๐Ÿ™

    #1176749
    DaftFader
    Participant

    don’t fear .. buzz aldry is here:laugh_at:

    xFadingObsessionx;229034 wrote:
    And I can’t even edit my post to make myself look less of a complete tit .. Awh ๐Ÿ™
    #1176766
    xFadingObsessionx
    Participant
    DaftFader;229036 wrote:
    don’t fear .. buzz aldry is here:laugh_at:

    Huh?! :crazy_diz
    Ugh, don’t make me think .. My head hurts and I feel shite as it is .. Thinking will make it worse haha

    #1176750
    DaftFader
    Participant
    xFadingObsessionx;229038 wrote:
    Huh?! :crazy_diz
    Ugh, don’t make me think .. My head hurts and I feel shite as it is .. Thinking will make it worse haha

    don’t think buzz lightning is here :laugh_at:

    #1176767
    xFadingObsessionx
    Participant

    Buzz Lightning doesn’t even exist ๐Ÿ™
    God my heads blagged to fuck :crazy_diz

    #1176751
    DaftFader
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    don’t fear buzzing xFadingObbsessionx is here :weee:

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