Forums The Vibe Chat DOES THIS OFFEND YOU? PART TWO

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  • #1265451
    AvatarMezz
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    @p0ly 518124 wrote:

    Only in major cities you do. And I jump the barriers, i don’t pay 30p for a piss. I’ll piss up a wall if I need to and do all the time if it’s not in open view, if there’s beautiful girls around then I may just for their viewing pleasure. If I really need the toilet i’ll go pub, there’s more pubs than toilets 🙂 especially in the UK… PUBS EVERYWHERE, FREE SHITS AND PISSES FOR ALL.

    Except most people who get caught short are after the pubs or clubs kick out, full of drink walking home or trying to get a taxi

    If ya get caught by the police whipping it out in front of girls will get you done for exposing yourself, and even taking a piss in a quiet corner will get you a £80 fine…………. thats a very expensive piss

    #1265481
    AvatarDeez
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    You have to master the art of public urination. Then and only then will one be able to piss wherever & whenever one desires.

    #1265435
    Avatarp0ly
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    @Mezz 518133 wrote:

    Except most people who get caught short are after the pubs or clubs kick out, full of drink walking home or trying to get a taxi

    If ya get caught by the police whipping it out in front of girls will get you done for exposing yourself, and even taking a piss in a quiet corner will get you a £80 fine…………. thats a very expensive piss

    Yeah it’s hard when you have a MASSIVE cock like me :/

    Though i was well drunk rushing to get to o2 arena to see a band and i was fucked on other shit too and decided to piss in a cone in a train shelter, a black guy saw me and was like… WHAT YOU DOING? I said very sincerely (i was on diazepam so i can blag well) i’m really sorry man I have serious bladder problems i couldn’t hold it in and looked really sad and embarrassed even though i thought it was jokes. He didn’t mind. He just gave me a tiny bit of paper i wiped it and threw it in the bin not even cleaned it properly lol

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    AvatarGeneral Lighting
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    @DeezNuts 518139 wrote:

    You have to master the art of public urination. Then and only then will one be able to piss wherever & whenever one desires.

    Piss and fart. Sound at heart.
    Mingere cum bumbis, Res saluberrima est lumbis.

    Both the Latin and English text mean the same thing and are from medical advice texts aimed at laypersons from the Middle Ages, which warn folk against holding things in – when you need to go, you should.

    #1265408
    Avatarcheeseweasel
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    @General Lighting 518199 wrote:

    Mingere cum bumbis

    (snigger…)

    #1265398
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
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    that quote has probably been causing sniggers since the 18th century 😉

    #1265444
    Avatarknow_hope
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    @General Lighting 518204 wrote:

    that quote has probably been causing sniggers since the 18th century 😉

    this is a gullibility test right?

    @General Lighting 518199 wrote:

    Piss and fart. Sound at heart.
    Mingere cum bumbis, Res saluberrima est lumbis.

    is the translation not ‘are you sound at heart you pissed old fart?’

    #1265399
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
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    the Latin quote is from a genuine medical book some monks or other similar learned people wrote centuries ago. I originally came across the bilingual joke in a paper copy of “Gross’s dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (originally written in 1824 but now widely shared online) that a friend of mine gave me in 1989. I had been unable to translate it properly until now as they never taught you those sort of words in Latin in 1985 when I was last learning it, and I have forgotten half of it anyway.

    the Latin text does actually mean “piss and fart, this is wholesome to your loins” (which is medically sound advice to this day..)

    #1265465
    AvatarMC G-Tek
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    @General Lighting 518199 wrote:

    Piss and fart. Sound at heart.
    Mingere cum bumbis, Res saluberrima est lumbis.

    Both the Latin and English text mean the same thing and are from medical advice texts aimed at laypersons from the Middle Ages, which warn folk against holding things in – when you need to go, you should.

    Ha ha, like it mate. Basically the fore-runners to ‘If in doubt, let it out’!

    #1265469
    AvatarMR207
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    @p0ly 518124 wrote:

    if there’s beautiful girls around then I may just for their viewing pleasure.

    Eww

    #1265400
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
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    @Mezz 518133 wrote:

    If ya get caught by the police whipping it out in front of girls will get you done for exposing yourself, and even taking a piss in a quiet corner will get you a £80 fine…………. thats a very expensive piss

    Even in “liberal” Holland this (called wild pissing) will get you a fine of at least €90 and €120 in some areas. It has always been illegal there, on the grounds that the country is well supplied with public toilets and and as folk can do “pervy” things elsewhere without being judged they should do that in more appropriate places, and use the toilet for its correct purpose.

    The folk singer who wrote “doe mij de oale WC” (which is about his nan showing him old photos as well as telling him how she prefers the old style toilet to newer ones) also does a stand up comedy routine (also in the local dialect).

    One joke of his is that in pre-Euro days he was caught short after drinking too much beer, a politieagent saw him and fined him ƒ50 (guilders, what they had before the Euro).

    But he only had a ƒ100 note.
    So he said to the Policeman – “officer, do you have change for ƒ100”?
    The cop replied “no, I have not”.
    So his response was “please wait 5 minutes, officer – I need a shit”.

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