Best Drug-Induced Quote You've Heard

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April 5, 2009 at 11:26 pm #1046954
rachus
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What’s the best line some munted person has said?

Mine has to be one of my work mates whose 50, we were down pub and i gave him and my other mate a bomb of mandi each (he’s done coke before but thats it), we started to come up he went for a piss came back with eyes the size of saucers and said “I thought mdma was a bank, now i know better”
:laugh_at:
April 6, 2009 at 7:49 am #1196310
Clusterfrog
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‘wouldnt it be great if there was a shop that sold movies’
April 6, 2009 at 8:56 am #1196291
p0ly
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‘Danny devito, casino, Dagastino’
April 6, 2009 at 8:58 am #1196292
p0ly
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‘cheese CHEESE CHEESE’ ‘vj, uve got alot to burn’ (some guy gone on ketamine and alcohol) we did have a video of him saying cheese cheese cheese, he couldnt remember any of it.
April 6, 2009 at 9:01 am #1196270
process
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what are you thoughts on timelines? :you_crazy:
April 6, 2009 at 9:05 am #1196293
p0ly
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‘ive left my pills in my tracktor’
April 6, 2009 at 9:07 am #1196271
process
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can you get the golf clubs from the car?

ive never played golf and i didnt have a car. (no pills for me anymore… :crazy_dizzy:)
April 6, 2009 at 9:23 am #1196294
p0ly
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djprocess;317954 wrote:

can you get the golf clubs from the car?

ive never played golf and i didnt have a car. (no pills for me anymore… :crazy_dizzy:)

ive heard loads of people on mdma say stuff like that :laugh_at:
April 6, 2009 at 9:43 am #1196302
pixiegirl
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hahaha, you just turned into a butterfly and flew out the room.
April 6, 2009 at 10:43 am #1196303
AGENT 15
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after a long night an morning i was dropping in and out of sleep i came out with this blinder.

“this road is fucking boring , snip snip(whist making scissor motions with my fingers)”
April 6, 2009 at 11:09 am #1196272
process
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AGENT 15;317971 wrote:

after a long night an morning i was dropping in and out of sleep i came out with this blinder.

“this road is fucking boring , snip snip(whist making scissor motions with my fingers)”

:laugh_at:
April 6, 2009 at 11:31 am #1196280
spark_plug
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IN YOUR EYEEEEEEE, SHEPARDS PIEEEE!!!!!
April 6, 2009 at 11:33 am #1196287
DaftFader
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whilst leaning indside the livingroom window from out side topless at about 3am in winter my mate shouted at everyone “GET IN MY BELLY” :laugh_at:
April 6, 2009 at 12:54 pm #1196279
damo666
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One night after tripping on mushrooms i asked my partner “what time does she want me to wake her up so she could go to star trek in the morning”

Another one i came out with was “i’m going to have a party for the little men that live on my brain” That was shrooms again.

My little brother was fucked once and got something in his eye and started shouting “my eye my eye i can’t see my eye”
April 6, 2009 at 4:16 pm #1196266
Anonymous
ouch !!!
ffs you just pushed my eyes into my head
April 6, 2009 at 6:18 pm #1196309
Soul glow Bro
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“you are like the brother i never had, wish our mothers were one”– good mate after a fat bomb of mandy lane!!
April 6, 2009 at 7:53 pm #1196304
GrassChopper
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Being quiet in a park outside my mates house at gone midnight and I shouted without meaning to

“CAN WE START SMOKING NOW?

:you_crazy”
April 6, 2009 at 7:55 pm #1196282
GiantMidget
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Best one i heard was my mate, he was fucked up and in his own little world, eyes closed, gurning away. Suddenly he looked up, eyes wide and uttered, “It’s out of order, Sheep being taken away from their friends and burnt” then went back into his weird little world. We just sat there pissing ourselves!!!
April 6, 2009 at 9:19 pm #1196295
p0ly
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haahahhahahhaha sheep bein taken away!!!!!!!
April 7, 2009 at 11:35 am #1196267
Anonymous
“i think im turning into ann widdecombe” after three days of k and wine

“did anyone see that woman go past in a pink body kit” 3am in a field 5pills and beer
April 7, 2009 at 11:43 am #1196296
p0ly
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ann widdecombe, id be scared for my life!
April 7, 2009 at 12:13 pm #1196288
Sini
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LMAO these are quality.

One of my mates – “Life is like a balloon really” WTF!?
April 7, 2009 at 12:28 pm #1196308
barnzy001
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on of my mates was on pills and said to me and one other look at that sexy bird at the cash point we was all fucked but when we got there we relised it was a headless manikin in a shop window and no cashpoint in sight lol
April 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm #1196273
process
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found my mate looking confused staring at this portable stereo, went and asked him what he was doing, he said he couldnt work out the currency conversion rate betweem egyptian and sterling?! i was like dont think your gonna be able to on that mate its a stereo.. :you_crazy:
April 7, 2009 at 1:35 pm #1196297
p0ly
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djprocess;318232 wrote:

found my mate looking confused staring at this portable stereo, went and asked him what he was doing, he said he couldnt work out the currency conversion rate betweem egyptian and sterling?! i was like dont think your gonna be able to on that mate its a stereo.. :you_crazy:

thats epic!!
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