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  • #1046954
    Avatarrachus
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    What’s the best line some munted person has said?

    Mine has to be one of my work mates whose 50, we were down pub and i gave him and my other mate a bomb of mandi each (he’s done coke before but thats it), we started to come up he went for a piss came back with eyes the size of saucers and said “I thought mdma was a bank, now i know better”
    :laugh_at:

    #1196310
    AvatarClusterfrog
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    ‘wouldnt it be great if there was a shop that sold movies’

    #1196291
    Avatarp0ly
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    ‘Danny devito, casino, Dagastino’

    #1196292
    Avatarp0ly
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    ‘cheese CHEESE CHEESE’ ‘vj, uve got alot to burn’ (some guy gone on ketamine and alcohol) we did have a video of him saying cheese cheese cheese, he couldnt remember any of it.

    #1196270
    Avatarprocess
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    what are you thoughts on timelines? :you_crazy:

    #1196293
    Avatarp0ly
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    ‘ive left my pills in my tracktor’

    #1196271
    Avatarprocess
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    can you get the golf clubs from the car?

    ive never played golf and i didnt have a car. (no pills for me anymore… :crazy_dizzy:)

    #1196294
    Avatarp0ly
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    djprocess;317954 wrote:
    can you get the golf clubs from the car?

    ive never played golf and i didnt have a car. (no pills for me anymore… :crazy_dizzy:)

    ive heard loads of people on mdma say stuff like that :laugh_at:

    #1196302
    Avatarpixiegirl
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    hahaha, you just turned into a butterfly and flew out the room.

    #1196303
    AvatarAGENT 15
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    after a long night an morning i was dropping in and out of sleep i came out with this blinder.

    “this road is fucking boring , snip snip(whist making scissor motions with my fingers)”

    #1196272
    Avatarprocess
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    AGENT 15;317971 wrote:
    after a long night an morning i was dropping in and out of sleep i came out with this blinder.

    “this road is fucking boring , snip snip(whist making scissor motions with my fingers)”

    :laugh_at:

    #1196280
    Avatarspark_plug
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    IN YOUR EYEEEEEEE, SHEPARDS PIEEEE!!!!!

    #1196287
    AvatarDaftFader
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    whilst leaning indside the livingroom window from out side topless at about 3am in winter my mate shouted at everyone “GET IN MY BELLY” :laugh_at:

    #1196279
    Avatardamo666
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    One night after tripping on mushrooms i asked my partner “what time does she want me to wake her up so she could go to star trek in the morning”

    Another one i came out with was “i’m going to have a party for the little men that live on my brain” That was shrooms again.

    My little brother was fucked once and got something in his eye and started shouting “my eye my eye i can’t see my eye”

    #1196266
    AvatarAnonymous

    ouch !!!
    ffs you just pushed my eyes into my head

    #1196309
    AvatarSoul glow Bro
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    “you are like the brother i never had, wish our mothers were one”– good mate after a fat bomb of mandy lane!!

    #1196304
    AvatarGrassChopper
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    Being quiet in a park outside my mates house at gone midnight and I shouted without meaning to

    “CAN WE START SMOKING NOW?

    :you_crazy”

    #1196282
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    Best one i heard was my mate, he was fucked up and in his own little world, eyes closed, gurning away. Suddenly he looked up, eyes wide and uttered, “It’s out of order, Sheep being taken away from their friends and burnt” then went back into his weird little world. We just sat there pissing ourselves!!!

    #1196295
    Avatarp0ly
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    haahahhahahhaha sheep bein taken away!!!!!!!

    #1196267
    AvatarAnonymous

    “i think im turning into ann widdecombe” after three days of k and wine

    “did anyone see that woman go past in a pink body kit” 3am in a field 5pills and beer

    #1196296
    Avatarp0ly
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    ann widdecombe, id be scared for my life!

    #1196288
    AvatarSini
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    LMAO these are quality.

    One of my mates – “Life is like a balloon really” WTF!?

    #1196308
    Avatarbarnzy001
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    on of my mates was on pills and said to me and one other look at that sexy bird at the cash point we was all fucked but when we got there we relised it was a headless manikin in a shop window and no cashpoint in sight lol

    #1196273
    Avatarprocess
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    found my mate looking confused staring at this portable stereo, went and asked him what he was doing, he said he couldnt work out the currency conversion rate betweem egyptian and sterling?! i was like dont think your gonna be able to on that mate its a stereo.. :you_crazy:

    #1196297
    Avatarp0ly
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    djprocess;318232 wrote:
    found my mate looking confused staring at this portable stereo, went and asked him what he was doing, he said he couldnt work out the currency conversion rate betweem egyptian and sterling?! i was like dont think your gonna be able to on that mate its a stereo.. :you_crazy:

    thats epic!!

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