April 5, 2009 at 11:26 pm #1046954rachusParticipant
What’s the best line some munted person has said?
Mine has to be one of my work mates whose 50, we were down pub and i gave him and my other mate a bomb of mandi each (he’s done coke before but thats it), we started to come up he went for a piss came back with eyes the size of saucers and said “I thought mdma was a bank, now i know better”
:laugh_at:April 6, 2009 at 7:49 am #1196310ClusterfrogParticipant
‘wouldnt it be great if there was a shop that sold movies’April 6, 2009 at 8:56 am #1196291
‘Danny devito, casino, Dagastino’April 6, 2009 at 8:58 am #1196292
‘cheese CHEESE CHEESE’ ‘vj, uve got alot to burn’ (some guy gone on ketamine and alcohol) we did have a video of him saying cheese cheese cheese, he couldnt remember any of it.April 6, 2009 at 9:01 am #1196270
what are you thoughts on timelines? :you_crazy:April 6, 2009 at 9:05 am #1196293
‘ive left my pills in my tracktor’April 6, 2009 at 9:07 am #1196271
can you get the golf clubs from the car?
ive never played golf and i didnt have a car. (no pills for me anymore… :crazy_dizzy:)April 6, 2009 at 9:23 am #1196294djprocess;317954 wrote:can you get the golf clubs from the car?
ive never played golf and i didnt have a car. (no pills for me anymore… :crazy_dizzy:)
ive heard loads of people on mdma say stuff like that :laugh_at:April 6, 2009 at 9:43 am #1196302pixiegirlParticipant
hahaha, you just turned into a butterfly and flew out the room.April 6, 2009 at 10:43 am #1196303AGENT 15Participant
after a long night an morning i was dropping in and out of sleep i came out with this blinder.
“this road is fucking boring , snip snip(whist making scissor motions with my fingers)”April 6, 2009 at 11:09 am #1196272AGENT 15;317971 wrote:after a long night an morning i was dropping in and out of sleep i came out with this blinder.
“this road is fucking boring , snip snip(whist making scissor motions with my fingers)”
:laugh_at:April 6, 2009 at 11:31 am #1196280spark_plugParticipant
IN YOUR EYEEEEEEE, SHEPARDS PIEEEE!!!!!April 6, 2009 at 11:33 am #1196287DaftFaderParticipant
whilst leaning indside the livingroom window from out side topless at about 3am in winter my mate shouted at everyone “GET IN MY BELLY” :laugh_at:April 6, 2009 at 12:54 pm #1196279damo666Participant
One night after tripping on mushrooms i asked my partner “what time does she want me to wake her up so she could go to star trek in the morning”
Another one i came out with was “i’m going to have a party for the little men that live on my brain” That was shrooms again.
My little brother was fucked once and got something in his eye and started shouting “my eye my eye i can’t see my eye”April 6, 2009 at 4:16 pm #1196266Anonymous
ffs you just pushed my eyes into my headApril 6, 2009 at 6:18 pm #1196309Soul glow BroParticipant
“you are like the brother i never had, wish our mothers were one”– good mate after a fat bomb of mandy lane!!April 6, 2009 at 7:53 pm #1196304GrassChopperParticipant
Being quiet in a park outside my mates house at gone midnight and I shouted without meaning to
“CAN WE START SMOKING NOW?
:you_crazy”April 6, 2009 at 7:55 pm #1196282GiantMidgetParticipant
Best one i heard was my mate, he was fucked up and in his own little world, eyes closed, gurning away. Suddenly he looked up, eyes wide and uttered, “It’s out of order, Sheep being taken away from their friends and burnt” then went back into his weird little world. We just sat there pissing ourselves!!!April 6, 2009 at 9:19 pm #1196295
haahahhahahhaha sheep bein taken away!!!!!!!April 7, 2009 at 11:35 am #1196267Anonymous
“i think im turning into ann widdecombe” after three days of k and wine
“did anyone see that woman go past in a pink body kit” 3am in a field 5pills and beerApril 7, 2009 at 11:43 am #1196296
ann widdecombe, id be scared for my life!April 7, 2009 at 12:13 pm #1196288SiniParticipant
LMAO these are quality.
One of my mates – “Life is like a balloon really” WTF!?April 7, 2009 at 12:28 pm #1196308barnzy001Participant
on of my mates was on pills and said to me and one other look at that sexy bird at the cash point we was all fucked but when we got there we relised it was a headless manikin in a shop window and no cashpoint in sight lolApril 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm #1196273
found my mate looking confused staring at this portable stereo, went and asked him what he was doing, he said he couldnt work out the currency conversion rate betweem egyptian and sterling?! i was like dont think your gonna be able to on that mate its a stereo.. :you_crazy:April 7, 2009 at 1:35 pm #1196297djprocess;318232 wrote:found my mate looking confused staring at this portable stereo, went and asked him what he was doing, he said he couldnt work out the currency conversion rate betweem egyptian and sterling?! i was like dont think your gonna be able to on that mate its a stereo.. :you_crazy:
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