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    Avatarjoshd96320
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    Pope Benedict XVI has fractured his right wrist after falling while on holiday in northern Italy, the Vatican and hospital officials say.

    BBC NEWS | Europe | Pope breaks wrist after falling

    it appears the omnipotent forces of religion and faith haven’t saved mr tall hat from falling over and breaking his wrist, infact it appears he is rather frail 😛

    tbh its a bit over the top with this fracture reduction surgery and get this

    “In a statement, it said the pontiff celebrated Mass and ate breakfast before going to hospital.”

    big fucking whoop! when i fractured my wrist and arm i carried on playing football, fell on the arm AGAIN, and then continued a full day of school including lunch, and 8 pages of french writing :O!

    oh well he is mr pope

    bottom line – i dont like the way that in words he is all ahh help the poor and im as equal as u are and i love you all, and then he falls over and now hes recieving special treatment and surgery and anaesthetic over a fuckin arm injury, i want free drugs! well i dont ,drugs are bad!

    *rant rant rant*

    just thought id share

    #1203757
    Avatarp0ly
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    God did it, he’s a bastard

    #1203753
    AvatarAnonymous

    I pope he’ll be okay

    … see what I done there, clever me hey??

    #1203751
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
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    bear in mind Popes are usually about 70 when they start, if a old codger in Trimley keels over like that Eastamb will haul him in and give him the exact same treatment. actually this happens all the time round here which is what most of the ambulances you see in the suburban/rural areas are being deployed too…

    I’m sure I remember reading somewhere Mr Ratzinger was initially hoping he hadn’t got the job as he just wanted to retire quietly and potter about the street talking to random stray cats and playing piano (not at the same time) like he used to do…

    #1203759
    Avatarjoshd96320
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    @Holeydel 341544 wrote:

    I pope he’ll be okay

    … see what I done there, clever me hey??

    :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
    @General Lighting 341546 wrote:

    bear in mind Popes are usually about 70 when they start, if a old codger in Trimley keels over like that Eastamb will haul him in and give him the exact same treatment. actually this happens all the time round here which is what most of the ambulances you see in the suburban/rural areas are being deployed too…
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    eh? they give u anaesthetic? only for old people? wheres that reverse wrinkle cream

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    I’m sure I remember reading somewhere Mr Ratzinger was initially hoping he hadn’t got the job as he just wanted to retire quietly and potter about the street talking to random stray cats and playing piano (not at the same time) like he used to do…

    :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    #1203755
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    I bet he was having a bit of the old how’s your (holy) father. Broke his hand masturbating. Probably over some nuns. Dirty clunge head.

    #1203752
    AvatarGeneral Lighting
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    @joshd96320 341556 wrote:

    :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

    eh? they give u anaesthetic? only for old people?

    :laugh_at::laugh_at:

    I was in the drugs storage room of a old folks home a few days ago (to restart some telecoms equipment also kept there which was not working, as some numpty had unplugged it!)

    it is stacked solid with all manner of things what would have a substantial street value.

    whats really ironic is a lot of them people end up in the can from dementia, which although it can affect anyone does also get worse with some people who are really stressed and angry that the world has become too permissive with regard to drugs etc and their (grown up) children behave in ways they disagree with..

    then they get put in a home and fed loads of anti-depressants and tranquilisers..

    #1203760
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    @General Lighting 341621 wrote:

    I was in the drugs storage room of a old folks home a few days ago (to restart some telecoms equipment also kept there which was not working, as some numpty had unplugged it!)

    it is stacked solid with all manner of things what would have a substantial street value.

    whats really ironic is a lot of them people end up in the can from dementia, which although it can affect anyone does also get worse with some people who are really stressed and angry that the world has become too permissive with regard to drugs etc and their (grown up) children behave in ways they disagree with..

    then they get put in a home and fed loads of anti-depressants and tranquilisers..

    get the head socks and the pop guns ready :weee:

    lol, my nan has dementia, she always thinks the home staff are out to get her :laugh_at:

    #1203758
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    @General Lighting 341621 wrote:

    I was in the drugs storage room of a old folks home a few days ago (to restart some telecoms equipment also kept there which was not working, as some numpty had unplugged it!)

    it is stacked solid with all manner of things what would have a substantial street value.

    whats really ironic is a lot of them people end up in the can from dementia, which although it can affect anyone does also get worse with some people who are really stressed and angry that the world has become too permissive with regard to drugs etc and their (grown up) children behave in ways they disagree with..

    then they get put in a home and fed loads of anti-depressants and tranquilisers..

    there seems to be alot of old people who’ve got it in for the young. personally i think they are jealous

    #1203756
    AvatarGiantMidget
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    @p0lygon-Window 341638 wrote:

    there seems to be alot of old people who’ve got it in for the young. personally i think they are jealous

    Well considering most old people have the inability to wipe their own bottoms i think you are on to something there.

    #1203754
    Avatarbenbear
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    :laugh_at::laugh_at:@DJCliffy 341604 wrote:

    I bet he was having a bit of the old how’s your (holy) father. Broke his hand masturbating. Probably over some nuns. Dirty clunge head.

    LOL

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