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  • #1042628
    globalloon
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      i don’t know if anyone else here ever has to write funding applications for their job?

      I’m trying to rescue a small charity I took over in August from bankruptcy. It’s a great organisation and does valuable work with young people.

      The government have released funds for this type of work, by setting up and organistion called V, but as always with gvt funding, it’s a nightmare…. the criteria have been announced with virtually no notice for the deadline for applications. I’ve got us through to the second round in 2 strands of the fund

      now i’m trying to complete the forms within another tight deadline

      for 1 ‘priority’ I have to answer 28 seperate questions in a box that is A4 size… even though it has taken them 3 pages to write the questions

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

      why oh why are they do they make it so difficult?

      anyone know what I’m on about?

      #1122601
      Tank Girl
      Participant

        I think the short answer your looking for is the people who write these forms are C****

        I’ve not done forms specific for funding but similar and its beurocratic bull

        good luck with it Glo

        #1143487
        Tank Girl
        Participant

          I think the short answer your looking for is the people who write these forms are C****

          I’ve not done forms specific for funding but similar and its beurocratic bull

          good luck with it Glo

          #1122603
          coastie
          Participant

            maybe they hope it’ll be so difficult people wont do it and so they wont have to pay the money out?!

            #1143489
            coastie
            Participant

              maybe they hope it’ll be so difficult people wont do it and so they wont have to pay the money out?!

              #1122594
              globalloon
              Participant
                simon-m wrote:
                maybe they hope it’ll be so difficult people wont do it and so they wont have to pay the money out?!

                they actually need to spend the money. it’s part of their own targets

                i hate target-driven govt agendas

                #1143480
                globalloon
                Participant
                  simon-m wrote:
                  maybe they hope it’ll be so difficult people wont do it and so they wont have to pay the money out?!

                  they actually need to spend the money. it’s part of their own targets

                  i hate target-driven govt agendas

                  #1122595
                  globalloon
                  Participant
                    Tank Girl wrote:
                    I think the short answer your looking for is the people who write these forms are C****

                    I’ve not done forms specific for funding but similar and its beurocratic bull

                    good luck with it Glo

                    i don’t know if they are C***s… but they are a consultancy firm who have no knowledge or experience of the relevant field

                    farking govt could have commissioned a cash-strapped charity such as mine that has ample experience and understanding of the sector. but no. let’s pay someone to parachute in an make a dog’s dinner of it

                    #1143481
                    globalloon
                    Participant
                      Tank Girl wrote:
                      I think the short answer your looking for is the people who write these forms are C****

                      I’ve not done forms specific for funding but similar and its beurocratic bull

                      good luck with it Glo

                      i don’t know if they are C***s… but they are a consultancy firm who have no knowledge or experience of the relevant field

                      farking govt could have commissioned a cash-strapped charity such as mine that has ample experience and understanding of the sector. but no. let’s pay someone to parachute in an make a dog’s dinner of it

                      #1122602
                      Tank Girl
                      Participant
                        globalloon wrote:
                        i don’t know if they are C***s…

                        sorry tired got my potty mouth on :hopeless:

                        #1143488
                        Tank Girl
                        Participant
                          globalloon wrote:
                          i don’t know if they are C***s…

                          sorry tired got my potty mouth on :hopeless:

                          #1122596
                          globalloon
                          Participant
                            Tank Girl wrote:
                            sorry tired got my potty mouth on :hopeless:

                            don’t apologise. you could be right

                            last bit of funding we had from this we over achieved our targets, ahead of time, under budget

                            the fund comes in 3 payments. 50% at the start, 40% after 6 months and 10% on successful completion. the project ends this week and we’re still waiting for the 40% payment from 6 months ago… it’s actually one of the reasons we’re close to going bust… the grants officer has lost our project reports TWICE… 6 months later I’m still waiting for a cheque while redundancy hangs over the heads of 2 people

                            C**TS :head_bang

                            we’re talking about a cheque for about £15K… while the millenium doom and ID cards get £billions poured into them

                            it’s fucking sick. this is OUR hard earned taxes they are wasting / fucking up

                            #1143482
                            globalloon
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                              Tank Girl wrote:
                              sorry tired got my potty mouth on :hopeless:

                              don’t apologise. you could be right

                              last bit of funding we had from this we over achieved our targets, ahead of time, under budget

                              the fund comes in 3 payments. 50% at the start, 40% after 6 months and 10% on successful completion. the project ends this week and we’re still waiting for the 40% payment from 6 months ago… it’s actually one of the reasons we’re close to going bust… the grants officer has lost our project reports TWICE… 6 months later I’m still waiting for a cheque while redundancy hangs over the heads of 2 people

                              C**TS :head_bang

                              we’re talking about a cheque for about £15K… while the millenium doom and ID cards get £billions poured into them

                              it’s fucking sick. this is OUR hard earned taxes they are wasting / fucking up

                              #1122600
                              Raj
                              Participant

                                The swearing about the paperwork is a common complaint in all charitable fields up here. That and the fact that you need to write a slightly different version for each goverment body :you_crazy and then they are useless at keeping their end on track :get_you:

                                :group_hug:group_hug:group_hug

                                #1143486
                                Raj
                                Participant

                                  The swearing about the paperwork is a common complaint in all charitable fields up here. That and the fact that you need to write a slightly different version for each goverment body :you_crazy and then they are useless at keeping their end on track :get_you:

                                  :group_hug:group_hug:group_hug

                                  #1122598
                                  quietRIOT
                                  Participant

                                    We tried applying for lottery funding to help with a community group in dire need… lots of fun an games an masses of paperwork only to be knocked back :crazy_dru

                                    #1143484
                                    quietRIOT
                                    Participant

                                      We tried applying for lottery funding to help with a community group in dire need… lots of fun an games an masses of paperwork only to be knocked back :crazy_dru

                                      #1122593
                                      General Lighting
                                      Moderator

                                        Dunno if this is a “British disease” I’ve found that in both public and private sectors you get people who are actually trying to sabotage the project they are working on for various reasons (sometimes only known to themselves) – they do things like lose files, delay vital information,sometimes even damage or sabotage vital equipment etc and can be found in all grades of an organisation..

                                        it only takes a few people like that to slowly destroy a project or even the organisation, and everyone loses in the end, from customers to staff and investors or taxpayers (

                                        maybe it does happen in other countries but I’ve dealt with lots of other nations businesses over the years and noticed it most with British companies, maybe thats also why we lose so much work to foreign countries..

                                        IMO people like that are no better than the criminals and terrorists, OK they may not use physical violence but I think the mindset is the same – they are ultimately fucking up loads of peoples lives yet taking salaries from the companies…

                                        #1143479
                                        General Lighting
                                        Moderator

                                          Dunno if this is a “British disease” I’ve found that in both public and private sectors you get people who are actually trying to sabotage the project they are working on for various reasons (sometimes only known to themselves) – they do things like lose files, delay vital information,sometimes even damage or sabotage vital equipment etc and can be found in all grades of an organisation..

                                          it only takes a few people like that to slowly destroy a project or even the organisation, and everyone loses in the end, from customers to staff and investors or taxpayers (

                                          maybe it does happen in other countries but I’ve dealt with lots of other nations businesses over the years and noticed it most with British companies, maybe thats also why we lose so much work to foreign countries..

                                          IMO people like that are no better than the criminals and terrorists, OK they may not use physical violence but I think the mindset is the same – they are ultimately fucking up loads of peoples lives yet taking salaries from the companies…

                                          #1122604
                                          tarifa
                                          Participant

                                            Sympathies Glo, have been through the ‘getting funding for stuff’ before, its a nightmare but don’t give up!

                                            Sometijmes I think they make it so difficult to weed people out!

                                            Plain english society please!

                                            #1143490
                                            tarifa
                                            Participant

                                              Sympathies Glo, have been through the ‘getting funding for stuff’ before, its a nightmare but don’t give up!

                                              Sometijmes I think they make it so difficult to weed people out!

                                              Plain english society please!

                                              #1122597
                                              globalloon
                                              Participant

                                                what really makes me angry is that a consultancy firm called Tribal have been commissioned to carry out this particular grant-making. They have no experience in this field. I’ve found myself actually having to explain their own terminology to them :rant:

                                                they aren’t able to weed out poor performers because they simply don’t understand the current issues, strategies, legislation, good practice or even their own terminology

                                                #1143483
                                                globalloon
                                                Participant

                                                  what really makes me angry is that a consultancy firm called Tribal have been commissioned to carry out this particular grant-making. They have no experience in this field. I’ve found myself actually having to explain their own terminology to them :rant:

                                                  they aren’t able to weed out poor performers because they simply don’t understand the current issues, strategies, legislation, good practice or even their own terminology

                                                  #1122605
                                                  tarifa
                                                  Participant

                                                    courage :group_hug

                                                    #1143492
                                                    tarifa
                                                    Participant

                                                      courage :group_hug

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