There a couple live in an apartment, they have married for many years, but they still live without children, the husband does not know how to make a child, so he decided to get some advises from the man living next the door.

The man was very happy to help and said: first, you should buy her some perfume, some shampoo, and take my telephone number.

The husband asked: “And then?”

“Tell her take a bath, then take some perfume”
“And then”
“You should go out, and call me by your phone.”
“And then”
“I’ll come to your home and help you make a child.”