@thelog 548274 wrote:

Dolphin free tuna, how bout some tuna free dolphin??

when I was in service at Defra (UK Environment ministry) I offered to pick up lunch for my team (this was midweek after a heavy Rudgeway party) and I got confused and actually did ask for a tuna free dolphin baguette. Luckily the young lady working there was Chinese and realised the mistake. I dread to think what would have happened were she instead Japanese…