Please be careful when playing ‘Spot the undercover’. I got accused of being OB by a couple of pissed up little pricks at a party in Bristol a while back. They kept on and on and on telling me that I’d been busted and they all knew I was OB. In the end I had to threaten to arrest them for obstructing the course of justice to get them to fuck off. Twats.

With regards to photos being used as evidence…

Someone told me that digital pictures are inadmissable as courtroom evidence because they can be so easily altered. That is why speed cameras so often don’t work because they use real film. If they were digital they would be permanenty up and just transmit the pics electronically instead of having to have someone come round and change the film from time to time.