There was a little kid of about 6 years old on the train from brighton to london. My mate had his eye poked out when he was young so had a glass eye. We overheard this kid getting a bollocing from his mum for acting up, so my mate decided, whilst the mum wasn’t looking, to pull out his glass eye and tap it on the glass partition of the train, so the kid could see. Then he just put his eye back in …!

The kid totaly freaked out and started going “mummy, mummy that boy just took his eye out!” … his mum was just like “stop making up lies” and gave him a proper bollocking .. ahahaha so funny.