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    pixiegirl
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      Actually LOL?

      In my job I see a lot of bad spelling and grammar on application forms but one properly tickled me today.

      Under the next of kin section, where it said ‘relationship to you’ the applicant had written sponge.

      :laugh_at:

      #1196185
      General Lighting
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        #1196208
        pixiegirl
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          :laugh_at: love it. Whole lot of cock in 2000 apparently!

          #1196189
          process
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            what made me actually lol was the thought of slipping some speed into my mates drink cause he said he didnt want to come out tonight, but i reckon a half a gram of speed says he does! :laugh_at:

            ps i wouldnt do it if he wouldnt find it funny as well! lololololool

            #1196196
            GiantMidget
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              djprocess;317597 wrote:
              what made me actually lol was the thought of slipping some speed into my mates drink cause he said he didnt want to come out tonight, but i reckon a half a gram of speed says he does! :laugh_at:

              ps i wouldnt do it if he wouldnt find it funny as well! lololololool

              I’ve often thought about spiking my bosses tea with an E. Probably not a good idea but i reckon he would love it! :laugh_at:

              #1196193
              benbear
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                Taken place In Bangkok

                Got of the bus today and a taxi driver said ” I take you go Koa san “

                ” No thanks ” I said

                ” Ok , you go boom boom with woman “

                ” No thanks” I said

                :laugh_at:” You gay ” he said. LOL

                #1196190
                2old4this
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                  @General Lighting 317595 wrote:

                  Swearing in the Guardian, 1998 – 2008 on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

                  Nothing had made me laugh, til i clicked this link. :laugh_at:

                  Nice one General – for Lighting up my day :group_hug
                  . . . . soz – lol – ffs that was shamefully lame :weee:
                  * gets coat and shuffles discreetly towards door

                  #1196202
                  p0ly
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                    no laughs today yet =( spent the day sleeping so theres still time

                    #1196209
                    pixiegirl
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                      DJCliffy;317599 wrote:
                      I’ve often thought about spiking my bosses tea with an E. Probably not a good idea but i reckon he would love it! :laugh_at:

                      The chef at the last place I worked was a total bellend. He really hated me and the feeling was quite mutual. I used to have daydreams about spiking the food he was cooking for the company with a cocktails of drugs and then watching the fallout and his timely dismissal.

                      #1196191
                      2old4this
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                        p0lygon-Window;317612 wrote:
                        no laughs today yet =( spent the day sleeping so theres still time

                        my sister’s bloke is famous for sleeping, wherever he happens to be . . . . he smiles, then progresses to laughing in his sleep, it’s well funny to see! But i have never captured the moment with a camera. Yet. . . .:wink:

                        #1196201
                        rachus
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                          I laughed alot when i found out i spent 85quid on food shopping today, well no, i didnt laugh i fucking kicked myself.

                          #1196195
                          spark_plug
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                            i saw this woman throw her baby in the river. it was so funny. it drowned and everything

                            #1196203
                            p0ly
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                              ur in next sparky

                              #1196212
                              joshd96320
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                                dis guy was walking round the co-op with a like 5KG sugar thing on his trolley & it was leaking and he didnt notice lmao..

                                was following the trail for a while

                                decided not 2 tell him, was in laughing fits.

                                though that was the other day..

                                i cant actually remember what made me laugh today but i remember laughing!

                                #1196199
                                Sini
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                                  The words armpit fart /looks down in shame.

                                  #1196204
                                  p0ly
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                                    Sini;317679 wrote:
                                    The words armpit fart /looks down in shame.

                                    hahahahahhah u fucking legend!!

                                    #1196213
                                    joshd96320
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                                      p0lygon-Window;317715 wrote:
                                      hahahahahhah u fucking legend!!

                                      +1 😀

                                      #1196192
                                      Angel
                                      Moderator

                                        waking up this morning starting talking to my BF who look at me as if i have lost it.. :crazy: :crazy_diz :hopeless:

                                        Try to explain again and suddenly realise I’m talking Danish and he don’t understand anything I say :laugh_at:

                                        #1196205
                                        p0ly
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                                          nice one angel hahaha

                                          #1196211
                                          GrassChopper
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                                            (This was yesterday but nvm)

                                            I was cycling down a hill yesterday morning and these seagulls were in front half way down, the speed I was going down the hil scared em off, then some sorta splattering stuff started hitting me in the face and I was thinking “Ohh ffs! Damn seagull’s shit getting on me face!” Got all the way past the seagulls and it still hadn’t stopped hitting me and only after making it the whole way down (This pretty big hill) had I realised that it was actually my front tire flicking the moisture up off of the morning grass, laughed all the way to work. :laugh_at: :oh_god:

                                            #1196216
                                            sheepRfluffy
                                            Participant

                                              i heard sum1 say “ur gonna do well in life” to a black kid
                                              lololololololololol
                                              jks XD

                                              #1196186
                                              General Lighting
                                              Moderator

                                                I found out today the Minister for Food and Health in Hong Kong is called Dr Chow :laugh_at:

                                                #1196184
                                                Techno Viking
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                                                  My wife and daughter make me laugh everyday! Cheesy I know…

                                                  #1196187
                                                  sinner69
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                                                    The fuck up around the dannish primeminister being generalsecretary of NATO or not…thats a good LOL
                                                    (the whole dannish press have hyped it massive and been on talking about it since yesterday afternoon as its just a few minuttes away now for the confirmation…but no. haha!)

                                                    :bounce_fl

                                                    Hope my friends whom are in strasbourg now, have a good go at the coppers that will for sure cher me up alot!

                                                    :love:

                                                    (uhh…ten minutte s I wrote this, it got confirmed that ‘Cheifs of fuck ups’ got his job in NATO! RIOT NOW!)

                                                    #1196188
                                                    sinner69
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