a case for beer

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March 12, 2007 at 1:11 pm #1040729
timid rabbit
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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
March 12, 2007 at 1:14 pm #1101038
starlaugh
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timid rabbit wrote:

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

ooo i am liking your thinking there timid rabbit! :weee:

I have to remember that next time someone mentions drinking! shouldn’t be a problem with remembering as my brain will be running at optimum speed raaa
March 12, 2007 at 1:16 pm #1101041
timid rabbit
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starlaugh wrote:

ooo i am liking your thinking there timid rabbit! :weee:

I have to remember that next time someone mentions drinking! shouldn’t be a problem with remembering as my brain will be running at optimum speed raaa

:weee: hee hee its why i have ordered this extra case of stela to go along with the one in my fridge, im going to put this fully to the test:wink:
March 12, 2007 at 1:51 pm #1101032
elretardo87
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Slightly off topic but did you know that

“Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo”

is a real sentence?
March 12, 2007 at 1:53 pm #1101033
Raj
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what does it mean ?
March 12, 2007 at 2:09 pm #1101042
timid rabbit
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Raj wrote:

what does it mean ?

eh read first post n you wouldn’t need to ask:wink:
March 12, 2007 at 2:40 pm #1101037
AJS
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Natural selection is just a myth.
It’s the Lord God Almighty who decides when it’s time for a buffalo to go to Heaven.
Don’t you know anything?
March 12, 2007 at 3:52 pm #1101034
Raj
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😛 😛

I meant the ‘Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo’ sentence :groucho:
March 12, 2007 at 3:55 pm #1101039
starlaugh
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Raj wrote:

😛 😛

I meant the ‘Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo’ sentence :groucho:

Yeah i am kinda stumped on that sentence! I was waiting to see if someone made it clearer! :groucho:

But as no one has yet i will admit to beind baffled! :weee:
March 12, 2007 at 4:45 pm #1101031
General Lighting
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I thought this was a joke/vandalised page at first but it is correct (at least using an obscure form of American English)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo.
March 12, 2007 at 4:48 pm #1101035
Raj
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Wooo

Still have no idea what it actually means but thanks for the link – fascinating reading 😉
March 12, 2007 at 4:58 pm #1101040
starlaugh
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Ok a strange use of english,

seems like the kind of thing that the stuck up students (not all of them are) use to try and sound cleaver.

Well we do get it a lot round here where they say stuff to sound clever, when they really look a bit daft for trying to hard :weee:

P.S. All you students – i aint having a go at you all! just a few of you :groucho:
March 12, 2007 at 7:50 pm #1101036
MisterDuck
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shit that sentence is crazy :crazy:

n i agree a lot of students do have a tendency to be really pretentious…
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