@Lord Benny Felchington-Shart 467923 wrote:

no no NEW jersey. Jersey is a tiny island in the english channel

Me not know dos dings m’lord. My deepest heartfelt apologies….New Jersey….as in “Jersey Shore”, a god-awful reality show about New Jersey.. what do u call them “Skets?”, or “skanks?”….

Nj is jersey.

Here in the states…well at least in the cold one im in, theres something called The Polar Bear Club. Every new years day club members put their swimsuits on and jump in the lake, which subsequently is filled with ice and snow. Mind you, they do this after a night of very heavy drinking…..crazy! How do these people not go into shock? …..all this talk of cold weather is making me think its time for a Hawaiian getaway.

Slavery gets the job done…nuff said.

@TheLostOne 467880 wrote:

It seems slavery gets a lot of shit done.

It does indeed. I have one that licks by boots perfectly clean upon request.

@Lord Benny Felchington-Shart 467851 wrote:

ahh, lady lumpy (LOL!), I though with the time difference you would have retired to your quarters?

Lol! Lady Lumpy likes to be awake at 12 noon on a typical day…thats proper is it not m’lord?

@24dB 467727 wrote:

We’ve gotta throw a bit of cockney rhyming your way, you’d love that… wait… where is that speech from…

Lock Stock:

“A few nights ago Rory’s Roger iron’s rusted, so he’s gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man’s north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. ‘Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else.’ Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn’t want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. ‘That’s fucking it,’ says the guy. ‘That’s fucking what’ says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird’s nest and the man’s lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team’s won too. Four-nil.”

I love that speech! 😛

My question to you gentlemen is, “Do you actually understand what’s being said in that quote?” Lol
And what is Lockstock?

@Sconnie420 467720 wrote:

I live in beloit, and my truck registered to a business in south beloit…Madison is a fabulous city, but I hate the driving.. The captail loop SUX…

Im sitting here giggling about that stupid loop….and then it leads to only roads which are one way lol! I thought id go insane trying to figure out a way out of there….

@RaftWader 467472 wrote:

Try this out then … it’s the extended version of that R+B (?) tune … It actually gives me goose pimples! (I’ve still got to add some rap from the guy I made it for in the bits with no vocals, but untill then it’s gonna sound like this as he’s not even heard it yet).

[sc]you-know-how-to-love-me-2[/sc]

Beautiful!

@nn-Gazatryptamine 467495 wrote:

mate, yiddo born and bred, a family member used to play for them, 1990 – 2000. So Tottenham are in my blood!

don’t say it……..arsenal fan yeah? I hold no animosity towards them, my step dad is a gooner, so I take it out on him lol

If Cristiano Rinaldo is playing any of these teams…im watching…mmmmmmmmm……(daydreaming)

@nn-Gazatryptamine 467308 wrote:

the town I live in is like that, full of dutty skets with sketty kids and skanky fellas.

Yeah, a degree of acknowledgement would be nice, most of the time said skets look at you like they don’t understand simple english.

Simple English? Lol. What does, “full of dutty skets with sketty kids and skanky fellas mean?” I’m going to look up that termonology on my Urban Dictionary app and see what I come up with. Btw, i’m not making fun of these words, i find it very interesting and humorous how different you speak compared to me….you seem to add a whole new colorful dimension to the English language. Very refreshing. 😉

Hey Daft, theres nothing here! I want to hear what you have! Pleeeessse???;)

“Verbing the noun”…by Bassnectar…with high quality speakers to feel the bass in your intestines!