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  • #1044462
    spangle
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      THEY ARE PURE EVIL!!

      IMO there are few things worse than wasps, I got woken up this morning by a big fat one buzzing right above my head :mad_curse

      #1162125
      starlaugh
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        spangle wrote:
        THEY ARE PURE EVIL!!

        IMO there are few things worse than wasps, I got woken up this morning by a big fat one buzzing right above my head :mad_curse

        If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards ๐Ÿ˜‰

        #1220424
        starlaugh
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          spangle wrote:
          THEY ARE PURE EVIL!!

          IMO there are few things worse than wasps, I got woken up this morning by a big fat one buzzing right above my head :mad_curse

          If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards ๐Ÿ˜‰

          #1162147
          Dom_sufc
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            starlaugh wrote:
            If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards ๐Ÿ˜‰

            Ahahahahahahah.

            Im gonna go try.

            #1220461
            Dom_sufc
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              starlaugh wrote:
              If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards ๐Ÿ˜‰

              Ahahahahahahah.

              Im gonna go try.

              #1162126
              starlaugh
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                Dom_sufc wrote:
                Ahahahahahahah.

                Im gonna go try.

                Just be a tad on the cautious side as they obviously get agitated with you so will try to sting ๐Ÿ˜‰

                #1220426
                starlaugh
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                  Dom_sufc wrote:
                  Ahahahahahahah.

                  Im gonna go try.

                  Just be a tad on the cautious side as they obviously get agitated with you so will try to sting ๐Ÿ˜‰

                  #1162136
                  GiantMidget
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                    I hate wasps. They are evil little shits who sting you for the fun of it!!:crazy_diz

                    #1220443
                    GiantMidget
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                      I hate wasps. They are evil little shits who sting you for the fun of it!!:crazy_diz

                      #1162145
                      DaftFader
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                        starlaugh wrote:
                        If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards ๐Ÿ˜‰

                        hahahhahahahahahhahahaa thats the fucking funny thing i have ever heard in my life :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

                        #1220458
                        DaftFader
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                          starlaugh wrote:
                          If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards ๐Ÿ˜‰

                          hahahhahahahahahhahahaa thats the fucking funny thing i have ever heard in my life :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

                          #1162122
                          Tank Girl
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                            we seen to be inundated with ‘may flys’ at work, look like cockroaches and horrible buggers :yakk:

                            #1220419
                            Tank Girl
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                              we seen to be inundated with ‘may flys’ at work, look like cockroaches and horrible buggers :yakk:

                              #1162137
                              GiantMidget
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                                Is it sad to own a holster that can carry a small can of raid? I made it myself for protection against hostile insects. :crazy_dru

                                #1220445
                                GiantMidget
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                                  Is it sad to own a holster that can carry a small can of raid? I made it myself for protection against hostile insects. :crazy_dru

                                  #1162130
                                  Digital-A
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                                    starlaugh wrote:
                                    If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards ๐Ÿ˜‰

                                    or if you dont fancy the danger of trying it with a wasp …

                                    catch a fly, stick it in the freezer for a few moments (in a film case or something) … itll go into a hibernation like state … tie some cotton to it … let it defrost/come round and there you go …

                                    all of the presents to my friends last year when i went to france consisted of insects with cotton round …

                                    mmmm …

                                    glad customs didnt pick me up … dont no what the laws are like for importing foreign insects :laugh_at:

                                    #1220433
                                    Digital-A
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                                      starlaugh wrote:
                                      If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards ๐Ÿ˜‰

                                      or if you dont fancy the danger of trying it with a wasp …

                                      catch a fly, stick it in the freezer for a few moments (in a film case or something) … itll go into a hibernation like state … tie some cotton to it … let it defrost/come round and there you go …

                                      all of the presents to my friends last year when i went to france consisted of insects with cotton round …

                                      mmmm …

                                      glad customs didnt pick me up … dont no what the laws are like for importing foreign insects :laugh_at:

                                      #1162148
                                      hardcore_till_i_di
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                                        little creatures hate em all cant see tha need 4 any of em but b4 sum smart arse writes bk giving mi the low down on why we need insects 4 tha food chain ect ect DONT coz i am fully aware lol, anyways had no sleep for last 2 nites got a family of moths living in my bedroom flappin bout all ova the show 2 scared 2 catch em and escort em of my premises so bin sleepin fully clothed wiv hat on incase they get in my hair and start layin eggs or wateva they do tried callin friends 2 get rid but they refuse 2 cum ova in middle of the nite 2 get em and cant find tha little fuckers in tha day

                                        jst incase u all think ive lost tha plot i have a real phobia of em bad exsperiance as a kid x

                                        #1220463
                                        hardcore_till_i_di
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                                          little creatures hate em all cant see tha need 4 any of em but b4 sum smart arse writes bk giving mi the low down on why we need insects 4 tha food chain ect ect DONT coz i am fully aware lol, anyways had no sleep for last 2 nites got a family of moths living in my bedroom flappin bout all ova the show 2 scared 2 catch em and escort em of my premises so bin sleepin fully clothed wiv hat on incase they get in my hair and start layin eggs or wateva they do tried callin friends 2 get rid but they refuse 2 cum ova in middle of the nite 2 get em and cant find tha little fuckers in tha day

                                          jst incase u all think ive lost tha plot i have a real phobia of em bad exsperiance as a kid x

                                          #1162131
                                          Digital-A
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                                            hardcore_till_i_di wrote:
                                            bad exsperiance as a kid

                                            what happened?

                                            i was aswell … i was touched … by a moth … he never got convicted

                                            im sorry my humour is never like that but i couldnt resist … ๐Ÿ™‚

                                            #1220434
                                            Digital-A
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                                              hardcore_till_i_di wrote:
                                              bad exsperiance as a kid

                                              what happened?

                                              i was aswell … i was touched … by a moth … he never got convicted

                                              im sorry my humour is never like that but i couldnt resist … ๐Ÿ™‚

                                              #1162149
                                              hardcore_till_i_di
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                                                lol:weee:
                                                wen i was bout 5 one summer my older cousin used 2 catch em and put em in my hair and she used 2 tell me that shed seen one goin in2 my ear it used 2 drive mi crazy but its o.k coz she turned out 2 look like a rite moose so thats carma 4 ya x

                                                #1220464
                                                hardcore_till_i_di
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                                                  lol:weee:
                                                  wen i was bout 5 one summer my older cousin used 2 catch em and put em in my hair and she used 2 tell me that shed seen one goin in2 my ear it used 2 drive mi crazy but its o.k coz she turned out 2 look like a rite moose so thats carma 4 ya x

                                                  #1162150
                                                  complexialplex
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                                                    starlaugh wrote:
                                                    If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards ๐Ÿ˜‰

                                                    haha like james and the giant peach style, why are wasps so angry? someone must have done something some time to really piss them off.

                                                    #1220466
                                                    complexialplex
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                                                      starlaugh wrote:
                                                      If you catch them in a glass and then use a bit of cloth to carefully hold the wasp with the thorax pointing out back wards, you can then tie a bit of cotton around the thorax and hold them on a lead… or collect a few together and tie them to something you then have your own personal flying guards ๐Ÿ˜‰

                                                      haha like james and the giant peach style, why are wasps so angry? someone must have done something some time to really piss them off.

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