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  • #1041577
    Anonymous

      Here goes:

      Was Emily right to use the n-word? Will Shilpa be making a comeback? What do you think of Char be getting off with whatsisname.

      Do you really give a damn?

      I don’t.

      I doubt anyone else does either. This sort of shit just incites hate at one extreme and apathy to the things that really matter at another extreme. It takes the piss out of everything.

      So are we all really hooked on BB or is it just some made-up statistic that says we are all gagging to watch ineffectual fops battle it out for popularity ratings on CCTV, or at least, watch them sleeping.

      #1112576
      Tank Girl
      Participant

        I tend to watch it if I’m at home – dont bust a gut if I miss it and dont stay in esp for it – like some people I know

        Its a load of bollox and I dont take it seriously,

        generally the ‘wankers’ in there (and not all are) –

        make me feel much more intellegent and good about my self than I usually do – as they tend to act rather idiotically and make themselves look rather dumb :you_crazy:hopeless::you_crazy

        #1132860
        Tank Girl
        Participant

          I tend to watch it if I’m at home – dont bust a gut if I miss it and dont stay in esp for it – like some people I know

          Its a load of bollox and I dont take it seriously,

          generally the ‘wankers’ in there (and not all are) –

          make me feel much more intellegent and good about my self than I usually do – as they tend to act rather idiotically and make themselves look rather dumb :you_crazy:hopeless::you_crazy

          #1112570
          General Lighting
          Moderator

            still not watched a second of it..

            it is literally part of bringing in an Orwellian society, it is the “15 minute hate” from 1984 but extended, and along with the tabloids also getting people to stitch up each other (think of what happened with the rat cage, if you have read the actual book)..

            #1132853
            General Lighting
            Moderator

              still not watched a second of it..

              it is literally part of bringing in an Orwellian society, it is the “15 minute hate” from 1984 but extended, and along with the tabloids also getting people to stitch up each other (think of what happened with the rat cage, if you have read the actual book)..

              #1112580
              tarifa
              Participant

                ahhhhhhhh the pleasures of not havin a tv :love:

                #1132864
                tarifa
                Participant

                  ahhhhhhhh the pleasures of not havin a tv :love:

                  #1112567
                  Anonymous

                    O i just thought i’d add the sample script of BB series #1,342 (this is the LAST series, honest!), dateline: 2045.

                    The scene: Cherise has just chopped up her 2 month old baby and chucked “it” in the bin.

                    Shana: Cher you go girl, don’t let anyone try to rule your life! I heard that celebrity whatsername did the same thing this year too, l think it’s the “in” thing this Summer.

                    Cherise: I know, it was making so much noise as well, even Daz couldn’t sleep and we all know how hard it is to wake him up. Thanks for backin me up Shana i’d be lost without you, you’re always there for me hun, and at the end of the day that’s what life’s all about, you know, having someone what’s always on your side.

                    Meanwhile: Gaz and Baz are arguing heatedly in front of the TV. Are they discussing the latest massacre of civilians in the far-off land of X, as part of War Y, against the terror of Z? No, they are betting over a sports event. In the course of the discussion, Gaz uses the P-word on Baz, which coincides quite nicely with the yet another taxi driver being stabbed to death in a random release of frustration, in Doncaster or somewhere.

                    Later that night: Cherise is in the kitchen. She is looking for her midnight fix of oh-so-yummy Belgian Choc Haagen-Dasz. She delves into her Weight-Watchers-approved portion whilst listening to Nonstop FM on the little kitchen stereo, pauses, then suddenly breaks down in tears when recalling how she chopped up Waynetta and chucked her in the bin.

                    It’s ok though, Daz walks in on her in the kitchen and manages to find out what’s wrong with our Cher, then they hug. Shana walks in because she heard Daz and Cher talking and wanted to know what was going on.

                    Shana: Awww Cher, you mean so much to me hun, l’ve never seen you this upset. Lemme give you a huggle too babes.

                    [Shana and Cherise hug, and Daz puts his arms around both of them. Is this a mere group hug or is this a kinky menage-a-trois brewing up? What’s certain is that Baz, Kaz and Daz have been tipped as the 3 least popular housemates, so it might just be Shana, Cherise and Daz remaining. Will love conquer all or will jealousy and competition wreak havoc in the lovenest? Meanwhile, the radio continues in the background, playing the same old-skool song: “Where is the looooove the looooove the love”]

                    #1132850
                    Anonymous

                      O i just thought i’d add the sample script of BB series #1,342 (this is the LAST series, honest!), dateline: 2045.

                      The scene: Cherise has just chopped up her 2 month old baby and chucked “it” in the bin.

                      Shana: Cher you go girl, don’t let anyone try to rule your life! I heard that celebrity whatsername did the same thing this year too, l think it’s the “in” thing this Summer.

                      Cherise: I know, it was making so much noise as well, even Daz couldn’t sleep and we all know how hard it is to wake him up. Thanks for backin me up Shana i’d be lost without you, you’re always there for me hun, and at the end of the day that’s what life’s all about, you know, having someone what’s always on your side.

                      Meanwhile: Gaz and Baz are arguing heatedly in front of the TV. Are they discussing the latest massacre of civilians in the far-off land of X, as part of War Y, against the terror of Z? No, they are betting over a sports event. In the course of the discussion, Gaz uses the P-word on Baz, which coincides quite nicely with the yet another taxi driver being stabbed to death in a random release of frustration, in Doncaster or somewhere.

                      Later that night: Cherise is in the kitchen. She is looking for her midnight fix of oh-so-yummy Belgian Choc Haagen-Dasz. She delves into her Weight-Watchers-approved portion whilst listening to Nonstop FM on the little kitchen stereo, pauses, then suddenly breaks down in tears when recalling how she chopped up Waynetta and chucked her in the bin.

                      It’s ok though, Daz walks in on her in the kitchen and manages to find out what’s wrong with our Cher, then they hug. Shana walks in because she heard Daz and Cher talking and wanted to know what was going on.

                      Shana: Awww Cher, you mean so much to me hun, l’ve never seen you this upset. Lemme give you a huggle too babes.

                      [Shana and Cherise hug, and Daz puts his arms around both of them. Is this a mere group hug or is this a kinky menage-a-trois brewing up? What’s certain is that Baz, Kaz and Daz have been tipped as the 3 least popular housemates, so it might just be Shana, Cherise and Daz remaining. Will love conquer all or will jealousy and competition wreak havoc in the lovenest? Meanwhile, the radio continues in the background, playing the same old-skool song: “Where is the looooove the looooove the love”]

                      #1112571
                      quietRIOT
                      Participant

                        More importantly space cadet do we care?:groucho:

                        #1132854
                        quietRIOT
                        Participant

                          More importantly space cadet do we care?:groucho:

                          #1112568
                          Anonymous
                            april wrote:
                            More importantly space cadet do we care?:groucho:

                            Space cadette (Br. spelling) = ?

                            We = ?

                            Care = about what?

                            v. v. vague remark.

                            #1132851
                            Anonymous
                              april wrote:
                              More importantly space cadet do we care?:groucho:

                              Space cadette (Br. spelling) = ?

                              We = ?

                              Care = about what?

                              v. v. vague remark.

                              #1112572
                              quietRIOT
                              Participant

                                :love: bb

                                #1132856
                                quietRIOT
                                Participant

                                  :love: bb

                                  #1112569
                                  Anonymous
                                    april wrote:
                                    :love: bb

                                    well if you had read the post properly you’d see that l was asking: “does anyone care? cos i don’t”

                                    #1132852
                                    Anonymous
                                      april wrote:
                                      :love: bb

                                      well if you had read the post properly you’d see that l was asking: “does anyone care? cos i don’t”

                                      #1112575
                                      Raj
                                      Participant
                                        Space Master wrote:
                                        well if you had read the post properly you’d see that l was asking: “does anyone care? cos i don’t”

                                        😉

                                        #1132859
                                        Raj
                                        Participant
                                          Space Master wrote:
                                          well if you had read the post properly you’d see that l was asking: “does anyone care? cos i don’t”

                                          😉

                                          #1112574
                                          noname
                                          Participant
                                            General Lighting wrote:
                                            still not watched a second of it..

                                            it is literally part of bringing in an Orwellian society, it is the “15 minute hate” from 1984 but extended, and along with the tabloids also getting people to stitch up each other (think of what happened with the rat cage, if you have read the actual book)..

                                            Brrrr… Chilly thought. Which sums up BB really…

                                            Filling the minds of millions with insanely trivial and pointless questions, and giving them the feeling of power from their armchairs. Do we vote out x, or y?

                                            Phone now… Your vote will make a difference…

                                            15 minute hate…. And the illusion of satisfaction gained from giving the thumb down to the contestant who annoys you the most…:you_crazy:you_crazy:you_crazy

                                            And all the while you’re sitting in your house, watching another group of people sitting in a house…:hopeless: Trying to gain some meaning from the utterly meaning-less (because someone said somewhere that BB is an interesting and potentially vital social experiment – probably that bloke down the pub:laugh_at:)

                                            And maybe, just maybe some of them will shag on live TV (it is C4 after all)…But that’s not why we watch it of course…

                                            News people – there are far more meaningful and important things happening all around you daily – there’s an entire worlds worth of stuff happening.
                                            And the BB house – it’s all staged and false. You see what the editors want you to see (otherwise you would be sitting 24/7 watching endlessly, at which point there truly is no hope for you:crazy_diz). If you want drama, watch a film, or (gods forbid) a soap opera if you have to. And if you’re there to watch the infinetessimally small chance of live sex on C4 here’s some more news – they have this thing called porn nowadays where there is an infinitessimally small chance of anything but sex happening….:crazy:

                                            For the record, I am definetly in the camp of “what is this mindless drivel they are screening in place of good TV?” And I did watch it once – just to see this “social experiment” in action. Kinda reminded me of a school playground, and not in a good way…:hopeless:

                                            #1132858
                                            noname
                                            Participant
                                              General Lighting wrote:
                                              still not watched a second of it..

                                              it is literally part of bringing in an Orwellian society, it is the “15 minute hate” from 1984 but extended, and along with the tabloids also getting people to stitch up each other (think of what happened with the rat cage, if you have read the actual book)..

                                              Brrrr… Chilly thought. Which sums up BB really…

                                              Filling the minds of millions with insanely trivial and pointless questions, and giving them the feeling of power from their armchairs. Do we vote out x, or y?

                                              Phone now… Your vote will make a difference…

                                              15 minute hate…. And the illusion of satisfaction gained from giving the thumb down to the contestant who annoys you the most…:you_crazy:you_crazy:you_crazy

                                              And all the while you’re sitting in your house, watching another group of people sitting in a house…:hopeless: Trying to gain some meaning from the utterly meaning-less (because someone said somewhere that BB is an interesting and potentially vital social experiment – probably that bloke down the pub:laugh_at:)

                                              And maybe, just maybe some of them will shag on live TV (it is C4 after all)…But that’s not why we watch it of course…

                                              News people – there are far more meaningful and important things happening all around you daily – there’s an entire worlds worth of stuff happening.
                                              And the BB house – it’s all staged and false. You see what the editors want you to see (otherwise you would be sitting 24/7 watching endlessly, at which point there truly is no hope for you:crazy_diz). If you want drama, watch a film, or (gods forbid) a soap opera if you have to. And if you’re there to watch the infinetessimally small chance of live sex on C4 here’s some more news – they have this thing called porn nowadays where there is an infinitessimally small chance of anything but sex happening….:crazy:

                                              For the record, I am definetly in the camp of “what is this mindless drivel they are screening in place of good TV?” And I did watch it once – just to see this “social experiment” in action. Kinda reminded me of a school playground, and not in a good way…:hopeless:

                                              #1112573
                                              quietRIOT
                                              Participant

                                                well said..Bravo:bounce_fl

                                                #1132857
                                                quietRIOT
                                                Participant

                                                  well said..Bravo:bounce_fl

                                                  #1112577
                                                  MisterDuck
                                                  Participant
                                                    Space Master wrote:
                                                    well if you had read the post properly you’d see that l was asking: “does anyone care? cos i don’t”

                                                    :laugh_at: raaa

                                                    #1132861
                                                    MisterDuck
                                                    Participant
                                                      Space Master wrote:
                                                      well if you had read the post properly you’d see that l was asking: “does anyone care? cos i don’t”

                                                      :laugh_at: raaa

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