I love horrid vids like BME pain olympics (fake btw) But even i had to stop the ukraine maniacs vid, That is just wrong, And i doubt anybody watches that for enjoyment.
And ive been to hospital with my hand glued to my cock, brothers joke, but kinda funny. I just walked into ER and said, I glued my hand to my cock, a bit of a laugh with the nurse and 5 mins later im walking out. Its easier to just be honest lol.