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    p0ly
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      With all the Raccoon shagging going on in this forum, swine flu is the least of our worries!!

      ‘U.S. researchers report they have discovered that the raccoons raiding your back yard could be the carriers of diseases, such as both the human and bird strains of influenza.
      “It turns out raccoons are like the Typhoid Mary of wild animals,” said lead author Jeffrey Hall, a virologist with the U.S. Geological Survey National Wildlife Health Center in Madison, Wis.
      “More diseases have been found in raccoons than pretty much any other wild animals. … You name it, raccoons get it.”
      Hall and his colleagues took blood samples from the mammals in a variety of locations across the country and tested them to see if there was evidence of antibodies to flu.
      They found that the percentage of infected raccoons ranged from zero in Texas and California to nearly 13 percent in Colorado and 25 percent in Wyoming.
      Hall writes in the journal Emerging Infectious Diseases that raccoons could be among the hosts in which flu strains mutate to be able to infect humans and other mammals.
      It has long been thought that pigs also play a pivotal role in developing hybrid flu viruses, which mutate and are spread to other animals through contact with the swines’ bodily fluids.’

      The Raccoon Flu can spread to other mammals.

      #1198448
      joshd96320
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        lollollollollollollollol

        #1198440
        p0ly
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          joshd96320;324495 wrote:
          lollollollollollollollol

          this is serious josh, raccoon flu could end the world

          #1198449
          joshd96320
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            time to put our tin hats on then i guess :O

            #1198438
            DaftFader
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              joshd96320;324540 wrote:
              time to put our tin hats on then i guess :O

              more like our rubber hats :crazy_dru

              #1198430
              General Lighting
              Moderator

                I thought this was a joke but there is racoon roundworm as well and it causes blindness and brain damage and people in NY are going down with it!

                RACCOON ROUNDWORM: Blinds NYC Teen In One Eye, Causes Brain Damage In Infant

                there are no wild racoons in Britain – the nearest are in some parts of Europe

                #1198432
                titch
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                  We need Ciryl sneer on the case!

                  #1198441
                  p0ly
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                    General Lighting;324700 wrote:
                    I thought this was a joke but there is racoon roundworm as well and it causes blindness and brain damage and people in NY are going down with it!

                    RACCOON ROUNDWORM: Blinds NYC Teen In One Eye, Causes Brain Damage In Infant

                    there are no wild racoons in Britain – the nearest are in some parts of Europe

                    I saw a big snake in the woods on saturday, shit me up as i was about to kick it out the way thinking it was a log (we were clearing a space to have a little session in) didnt know u get snakes here!!

                    #1198450
                    joshd96320
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                      @p0lygon-Window 324706 wrote:

                      I saw a big snake in the woods on saturday, shit me up as i was about to kick it out the way thinking it was a log (we were clearing a space to have a little session in) didnt know u get snakes here!!

                      sorry i was wearing shorts it fell out

                      #1198442
                      p0ly
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                        too big to be urs im afraid
                        (maybe tank girls tho)

                        #1198451
                        joshd96320
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                          how rude

                          #1198431
                          General Lighting
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                            p0lygon-Window;324706 wrote:
                            I saw a big snake in the woods on saturday, shit me up as i was about to kick it out the way thinking it was a log (we were clearing a space to have a little session in) didnt know u get snakes here!!

                            you do but most are harmless. Even the adder is only mildly venomous. In 2000 I saw a black adder – I checked with English Nature and they confirmed that they do indeed exist and aren’t just the title of a popular comedy programme..

                            #1198443
                            p0ly
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                              General Lighting;324715 wrote:
                              you do but most are harmless. Even the adder is only mildly venomous. In 2000 I saw a black adder – I checked with English Nature and they confirmed that they do indeed exist and aren’t just the title of a popular comedy programme..

                              yeah i think the snake i saw was an adder (the person i was with seemed pretty sure) was a shock when i saw it though! wasnt expecting it at all. i like snakes aswell!! well cool to hold

                              #1198452
                              joshd96320
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                                @p0lygon-Window 324716 wrote:

                                yeah i think the snake i saw was an adder (the person i was with seemed pretty sure) was a shock when i saw it though! wasnt expecting it at all. i like snakes aswell!! well cool to hold

                                at least u werent tripping wen u saw it

                                #1198444
                                p0ly
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                                  joshd96320;324717 wrote:
                                  at least u werent tripping wen u saw it

                                  ketamine and alcohol :crazy_diz

                                  #1198453
                                  joshd96320
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                                    @p0lygon-Window 324718 wrote:

                                    ketamine and alcohol :crazy_diz

                                    oh it was probably a twig or scarf :laugh_at:

                                    #1198434
                                    MisterDuck
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                                      p0lygon-Window;324711 wrote:
                                      too big to be urs im afraid
                                      (maybe tank girls tho)

                                      my penis is really small :hopeless:

                                      #1198454
                                      joshd96320
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                                        @boothy 324946 wrote:

                                        my penis is really small :hopeless:

                                        until u c a gnome

                                        then its biiiig

                                        #1198445
                                        p0ly
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                                          boothy;324946 wrote:
                                          my penis is really small :hopeless:

                                          define small

                                          #1198435
                                          MisterDuck
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                                            p0lygon-Window;324969 wrote:
                                            define small

                                            i’ve posted a picture of it on here before and it got deleted 🙁

                                            im a mod now so i’d get into even more trouble

                                            #1198446
                                            p0ly
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                                              boothy;325011 wrote:
                                              i’ve posted a picture of it on here before and it got deleted 🙁

                                              im a mod now so i’d get into even more trouble

                                              i heard about that, thought it was a joke

                                              #1198429
                                              Anonymous
                                                boothy;325011 wrote:
                                                i’ve posted a picture of it on here before and it got deleted 🙁

                                                im a mod now so i’d get into even more trouble

                                                :laugh_at:

                                                #1198436
                                                MisterDuck
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                                                  p0lygon-Window;325019 wrote:
                                                  i heard about that, thought it was a joke

                                                  nah it wasn’t really my dick, we were talking about my dick size so i searched google and found the tiniest meat truncheon (it happend tobe dripping) and that’s where the title “dripping minnow” came from

                                                  #1198437
                                                  GiantMidget
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                                                    I’ve got a great big red one.

                                                    #1198455
                                                    acidmunky
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                                                      titch;324703 wrote:
                                                      We need Ciryl sneer on the case!

                                                      i used to love the racoones!! wat were there names?

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