A mushroom walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink…

The bartender looks the mushroom up and down and says sorry we don’t serve your kind here. Puzzled and a little drunk already the mushroom repliess:

Why am I not fungi?

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

WHAT DID YOU SAY GOD?

GO TO http://www.PURERAVE.COM

WELL I’M GOING RIGHT NOW.

PLUR!