i thought before i done the piss that it was gonna be a small one… it was massive

you should wee in your compost – it helps it lots :weee:

Not for the squeamish – urine is a good compost activator and a lot cheaper than buying compost activators from the garden centre. It contains nitrogen.

@deliriyummy 350333 wrote:

i used to be a gardener… used to piss in peoples gardens all the time…. occasionally in the compost…. mostly on the begonias

I had to for a while here as the toilet didnt work at all,

but now I sometimes pour a jug into the compost – being a girl it’d be quite difficult hovering over me bin :laugh_at:

I also got locked in the toilet when renovating the house – turned around and shut the door by accident – there was no handle on the inside of the door –
and had to shout out the window (after 3 hours of boredom – as my dad was due in 5 hours time)
and ask this young lad to phone my sister to rescue me – he took ages to convince I wasnt bullshitting him :laugh_at:
she ended up kicking the door down – but atleast I was free

@DaftFader 350343 wrote:

sounds like the opening sceen to a cheep porno movie :laugh_at:

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

ha ha!!

esp the sisters bit eh? 😉

@DaftFader 350349 wrote:

oh yeah! 😉 it really hots up 5 hours later tho 😉

:yakk::yakk::yakk:

your a wrong un matey :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: