Sleep Talkin’ Man
hillareous!! :laugh_at:
just a sample of what he says whilst asleep :
“If I wanted to see a long nose and a big ass, I’d look at a horse.”
“Butt cheeks ahoy! There she blows!”
“You can’t be a pirate if you haven’t got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules.”
“We haven’t got a plank. Just fucking jump.”
“Yes I’m sad, but if you stood further away, I’d be happier. No, further away. Well, let’s face it, just fucking CUNT OFF! Thank you, I appreciate it.”
“Don’t jump on me!”
“I’m baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows.”
“Potato bags. I can’t find my potato bags. I need them! I]desperately[/I Who’s got my potato bags? Oh, fuck it! I’ll have to use something else.”
“Dogs’ scrotums. They stretch.”
“Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling.”
:laugh_at::laugh_at:
