talk to the ‘hand’..I sound the bestest when I sound nothing at all

I’m up for talking some random bollocks mate, sounds like a laugh!

@thelog 528302 wrote:

If you make some nice samples for me that would be cool. We could even sell them on a vocal sample CD. ££££

Cool mate. You want rhymes, or just random words, sounds and phrases?

@thelog 528322 wrote:

Well I normally work with odd phrases like “30 years old an never owned a hair dryer” or the clasic “I don’t speak satsuma” With rhymes I could cut them up and use them for a break so if you wanna fire away be my guest.

Ok so penguins. I have downloaded it and converted it to wav, but the size of the sample crashes my DAW while trying to load.

Wicked, I’ll work on some very random phrases. Do you reckon you could fit ‘you can teach a dog to fuck, but you can’t fuck a teacher’s dog’ into a track?

@thelog 528329 wrote:

Yeah that other clip was good though (4 min penguin) You should here it, I have squished it with the bit crusher and grainuliesed it so it lasts 8 seconds LOL i’ll post it when i’m finshed LOL

yayy :weee: i thought u meant the 4 min one fucked shit up

Im up for that.. tell me what you want said and I’ll grab my mic and get that shit done or I can make up some proper random stuff if you want.
It would be cool to have a collection of funny quotes that people have said on PV made into one megatune of pure awesome.