Hi guys, we’re back on the airwaves this Sat 06.03.10 4pm-6pm as usual. This weekend we have Cale Cunningham joining us for some serious back 2 back underground house stylings, don’t forget you can text the studio on 07957 580 614.

Simon Page will be back but flying solo this Sat 20.03.10 with plenty of brand spanking new deep and tech-house sounds for your listening pleasure!

Old Stringy Pants Stringer has actually bothered to leave his maison de casa and get his wibbly bottom in gear and join me Simon “boy of destiny” Page for our usual slap up Nigerian feast at our favorite Nigerian restaurant which ALWAYS precedes our not very infamous but still strikingly groovy TWO HOUR back to back especial underground mix session on House 88.6FM this Sat 03.04.10, 4pm-6pm, stream us live over the big old web at HouseFM.NET – Welcome , also, get yourself logged in Facebook and you can chat with us via the IM feature.

You can text the studio on 07957580614.

GREAT NEWS! We have got trouble himself joining us in the studio this Sat 03.04.10 and that can only mean ARRIS DA KAT – Some of you will know him already, he’s da nuts! Anyhow, I’ve run out of space if I keep typing its going t

Socialise: Sat 24.04.10

Just how dense is Simon ‘The Boy of Density’ Page? Discuss.

For a homogeneous object, the mass divided by the volume gives the density. Knowing that Simon’s mass shall we say is on the lighter side of bulimic teenage girl, and his volume is, well, stuck on 11 shall we say, we can come to a definitive answer. Where the density of a substance and either mass or volume is known, volume or mass, respectively, can be calculated using either simple algebra or dimensional analysis. The density must be translated as a conversion factor, in Simon Page’s case the number is 88.6 which strangely is where he can be found between the hours of 4pm and 6pm this Saturday 24th April on House 88.6 FM alongside a uniquely inanimate object simply know as Roberto Stringy Pants who, as fortune would have it, is exactly one half of the Socialise trio. The show can also be streamed live here: HouseFM.NET – Welcome

DJ Simon Page: In medieval times, a page was an attendant to a knight; an apprentice squire. A young boy served as a page for seven years, serving, cleaning, and even learning the basics of combat, and the lord he was working for would usually treat him fairly. The lord sometimes gave the page private combat training from the age of seven until he was fourteen. At age fourteen, he could graduate to become a squire, and by age 21, perhaps a knight himself. Strangely enough this was very similar to how a young Simon Page learnt to become a DJ. Simon served as a record bag carrier for much of his young life, cleaning, serving, and learning how to handle vinyl, the DJ who owned him treated him fairly. By the age of 14 he graduated to become a junior DJ, sitting on his master’s knee, sometimes being allowed to place actual records on the turntable. By the age of 21 he was ready to go it alone and become a DJ in his own right, ten years on and he’s almost got it. Hear the results of the years of grooming on Socialise, this Saturday 15th May, 4pm-6pm on House 88.6FM, you can stream the show live at http://www.housefm.net