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April 20, 2009 at 10:17 pm #1197358
bad experience with white lightning made me hate the taste epically
April 20, 2009 at 10:19 pm #1197375that stuff is evil
it doesn’t deserve the word cider
its not cider
its horribleeww
get some scrumpy jack or aspalls down ya neck and youll be cooing like a rhino in orgasm
April 20, 2009 at 10:22 pm #1197336joshd96320;321225 wrote:my energetic friend poking me constantly,ha ha I look forwards to sum of that at the weekend :laugh_at:
April 20, 2009 at 10:23 pm #1197337p0lygon-Window;321243 wrote:bad experience with white lightning made me hate the taste epicallyooh, I used to live on white lightening, k and strongbow super – but that was my student days and i grew up…. to other shitty cider :laugh_at:
April 20, 2009 at 10:26 pm #1197376@Tank Girl 321248 wrote:
ha ha I look forwards to sum of that at the weekend :laugh_at:
jesus christ :laugh_at:
children around! keep it to the sex forums, mother! :p
@Tank Girl 321249 wrote:ooh, I used to live on white lightening, k and strongbow super – but that was my student days and i grew up…. to other shitty cider :laugh_at:
thats lowwwww 😛 strongbow.. yeah… but strongbow super… cmon! have some upper classiness :p
was walking around where i used to live saturday night on a cider clouded wander… started to notice all these strongbow bottles and voices coming from the woods… then i practically jumped into my mates arms when i saw a shadow, which was actually mine..
place has gone downhill lolApril 20, 2009 at 10:26 pm #1197359sounds like a potent mix, id love to be able to stomach it! but i cant =(
wish i liked wine aswell
and whiskey
and lots of other filthy alcoholic drinksApril 20, 2009 at 10:30 pm #1197338joshd96320;321252 wrote:jesus christ :laugh_at:
children around! keep it to the sex forums, mother! :pthats lowwwww 😛 strongbow.. yeah… but strongbow super… cmon! have some upper classiness :p
was walking around where i used to live saturday night on a cider clouded wander… started to notice all these strongbow bottles and voices coming from the woods… then i practically jumped into my mates arms when i saw a shadow, which was actually mine..
place has gone downhill lol:laugh_at::laugh_at:
I remember doing a ‘high street market research’ thingy off my box, and she told me I qualified as an alchie – I just told her I was an art student and it explaind it all :laugh_at:
and then with the money she gave me got a few pints in :love:
but on a serous note – it was all fun at the time and to your suprise have calmed it down lots, (bear in mind this is my friday night – shifts and all!!)
p0lygon-Window;321253 wrote:sounds like a potent mix, id love to be able to stomach it! but i cant =(wish i liked wine aswell
and whiskey
and lots of other filthy alcoholic drinksand the trick is to just drink through it :laugh_at:
April 20, 2009 at 10:33 pm #1197360i have great trouble drinking through horrible alcohol =(
April 20, 2009 at 10:39 pm #1197377@Tank Girl 321256 wrote:
:laugh_at::laugh_at:
I remember doing a ‘high street market research’ thingy off my box, and she told me I qualified as an alchie – I just told her I was an art student and it explaind it all :laugh_at:
and then with the money she gave me got a few pints in :love:
but on a serous note – it was all fun at the time and to your suprise have calmed it down lots, (bear in mind this is my friday night – shifts and all!!)
and the trick is to just drink through it :laugh_at:
lmao i hate them market research things 😛
nice one on the free drinks though!
all fun at the time ehh 😛 its always fun
and poly… the trick is, well my method is:
you have nice cider like aspalls, and just drink it normally for the delicously scrumptious oh so mouth watering OM NOM NOMNOM YUM YUM YUM taste, and then when your not really paying attention to taste, neck back the stronger, cheaper stuff :love:economic strategy in these hard times 😉
April 20, 2009 at 10:43 pm #1197361ill stick to beer thanks
April 20, 2009 at 10:57 pm #1197339p0lygon-Window;321258 wrote:i have great trouble drinking through horrible alcohol =(just go straight for meths and get over it – or sheep dip :laugh_at:
alcohol is bad though kids – i just dropped my roll up down my top – ouch 😥
April 20, 2009 at 11:02 pm #1197331Anonymous
Today I spent most of the day laying on my bed with my big toe displayed in the air. I have a massive torn blister on it – Brutus, Bruthus the Blister is it’s name, and I’ve been letting the air get at it to make the skin hard and crusty again.
And tonight I’ve just come back from Bingo at the Walkabout. I told my friend I was going to win, but she thought I was just being stupid. So first game first line… I fucking win don’t I – that shut her up. Fridge Magnets, I won fridge magnets, fucking lovely they are. There’s a banana, an apple, a warermelon and all sorts of fruits to enjoy.
Anyroad, I’m going to put them up on ebay if anyone’s interested, just PM me
April 20, 2009 at 11:04 pm #1197378lol ill refrain from saying it from myself this time, bearing age difference in mind
but im sure many partyvibers are willing to filling it out TG you minx 😉joleydel, that is DISGUSTING. 😛
gratz on the err magnets, how much, they sound funky LOL
although my fridge is for some reason cupboard like and small..i guess ill just get a metal forehead replacement instead!
now thats a party trick..
April 20, 2009 at 11:06 pm #1197340Holeydel;321278 wrote:Brutus, Bruthus the Blister is it’s name,I won fridge magnets, fucking lovely they are. There’s a banana, an apple, a warermelon and all sorts of fruits to enjoy.
I once had a spot on my face so big he was called ‘eggburt’ 😉 I have since had eggburt 2 and 3 😥
and when we went to the lowlife party my friend as we were going home realised someone had put a grapefruit in her bag – random but cool :laugh_at: made us laugh anyway :bounce_fl
April 20, 2009 at 11:09 pm #1197363may i suck ur toe holey?
April 20, 2009 at 11:10 pm #1197330Holeydel;321278 wrote:Today I spent most of the day laying on my bed with my big toe displayed in the air. I have a massive torn blister on it – Brutus, Bruthus the Blister is it’s name, and I’ve been letting the air get at it to make the skin hard and crusty again.And tonight I’ve just come back from Bingo at the Walkabout. I told my friend I was going to win, but she thought I was just being stupid. So first game first line… I fucking win don’t I – that shut her up. Fridge Magnets, I won fridge magnets, fucking lovely they are. There’s a banana, an apple, a warermelon and all sorts of fruits to enjoy.
Anyroad, I’m going to put them up on ebay if anyone’s interested, just PM me
Bingo prizes are fridge magnets? I think Gala Bingo have been a little misleading in their adverts!
April 20, 2009 at 11:13 pm #1197379@photographthesun 321289 wrote:
Bingo prizes are fridge magnets? I think Gala Bingo have been a little misleading in their adverts!
:laugh_at:
April 20, 2009 at 11:16 pm #1197364fridge magnets…… why havent i been going to bingo all these years?
April 20, 2009 at 11:18 pm #1197332No you can’t suck my toe poly, not unless you bring me some vegetable fridge magnets to go with my fruit ones to sell on ebay.
You know Brutus isn’t the first massive blister I’ve had – there’s was Barry The Blister too. You’ll find him on myspace if you search for the video ‘Barry The Blister’
But that’s only if you get really bored…
April 20, 2009 at 11:20 pm #1197380i bet hes willling to give you his vegetable magnets holey… perhaps his carrot!
no offence, but, i dont wanna know about your blisters or watch videos of them 😀
feel free to tell me about the fungal growths on your penis though.
April 20, 2009 at 11:23 pm #1197341this is bingo I’m interested in
The Underground Rebel Bingo Club raaaraaa
and please forgive me – omly one more bottle left then off to ned :laugh_at:
April 20, 2009 at 11:24 pm #1197372spark_plug;321193 wrote:i did. well sort of. it was a fiver cheaper to just get a standard one straight through the skin rather than vertically through my lip so i got that instead. its very sore!:cry:I wanna seeeeee.
April 20, 2009 at 11:25 pm #1197365Holeydel;321305 wrote:No you can’t suck my toe poly, not unless you bring me some vegetable fridge magnets to go with my fruit ones to sell on ebay.You know Brutus isn’t the first massive blister I’ve had – there’s was Barry The Blister too. You’ll find him on myspace if you search for the video ‘Barry The Blister’
But that’s only if you get really bored…
WoooooooooW Barry the blister, i thought he was a myth!!!
April 20, 2009 at 11:26 pm #1197366joshd96320;321307 wrote:i bet hes willling to give you his vegetable magnets holey… perhaps his carrot!no offence, but, i dont wanna know about your blisters or watch videos of them 😀
feel free to tell me about the fungal growths on your penis though.
you should make a fridge magnet of this fungal growth! another amazing business idea to go with the space hopper and milkman breast
April 20, 2009 at 11:27 pm #1197367uglyprettytrash;321317 wrote:I wanna seeeeee.you need to subscribe first
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