1. No

2. Dunno mate, not seem em before, lol

@The Psyientist 501404 wrote:

I’m hoping for an audio boner lol.

I typed audio and my predictive text suggested audiophile??!? Is an audio boner actually possible cos Ithought i’d made it up lol

I’m not sure mate, but I’m guessing that an audiophile would have to have an audio boner to get his rocks off!

Turns out it’s not as interesting as that. This is from wikipedia mate:

An audiophile is a person with a strong interest in high-quality sound (usually music) reproduction.[1]

Audiophile values may be applied at all stages of music reproduction: the initial audio recording, the production process, and the playback, which is usually in a home setting.

“Audiophile” recordings include those using conventional formats but with special attention to audio quality, as well as recordings in high-resolution formats such as Super Audio CD or DVD-Audio. Recently, there has been interest in lossless file formats such as WAV, FLAC, WMA Lossless, and Apple Lossless.

A key goal of audiophiles is to capture the experience of a live musical performance in a room with good acoustics, and reproduce it at home. It is widely agreed that this is very difficult and that even the best-regarded recording and playback systems rarely, if ever, achieve it.[2]

The term High-end audio refers to playback equipment used by audiophiles, which may be bought at specialist shops and websites.[3] High-end components include turntables, digital-to-analog converters, equalization devices, preamplifiers and amplifiers (both solid-state and vacuum tube), horn and electrostatic speakers, power conditioners, subwoofers, headphones, and acoustic room treatment.[

@The Psyientist 501424 wrote:

Damn it! You should know by now that if the truth is boring lie to me lol

Ok then, an audiophile is someone who has a fetish for boring out and then fucking the holes in cassettes, cd’s and records! Hardcore audiophiles also then turn their ‘partner’ over and have audio anal with them too, which legend has it, strengthens the bond between the pair. The audiophiles are very specific about which particular medium they have sex with too, to them cassettes, cd’s and vinyl are the equivalent of blondes, brunettes and redheads to us normal types. The only time this ever changes is when it’s late and they’re pissed, and then the ‘any hole’s a goal’ rule comes into play!

Better now? lol

‘Scratching her vinyl’ – LOL

@The Psyientist 501544 wrote:

Now you’ve pointed it out it’s a better euphemism than I realised at the time of writing.

It’s brilliant mate, love it!