I mean gangsta. Yes.

Hello everybody, my names Archibald. I’m not much of a one for clubbing (although I have fond memories of said activity back when it was all fields etc.)

I like getting cained and talking sh*t. If I’m in the wrong place call me a no good, druggy tosser and tell me to sling my hook.

You will earn my respect and that of your peers.

I am an open minded, enlightened and urbane individual. I do a fine line in senseless bullshit.

I look forward to talking utter, utter bollix with you all.

Regards

A. Wankrist