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May 29, 2013 at 12:57 am #1055911
Ok we have all been there and done that but what is the grossest thing u have put your hand in without realizing it was too late!!!!!!
May 29, 2013 at 1:14 am #1273590a KNIFE:crazy_fre
May 29, 2013 at 3:18 am #1273584a cow?
May 29, 2013 at 10:33 am #1273585A band saw – I was very fortunate, just lost the thumbnail.
Cleaning the cum stains off the Occupy sofas was a bit of a chore, but at least there was soap and water available for that job.
May 30, 2013 at 12:38 am #1273586Poop. Lots of times.
May 30, 2013 at 12:41 am #1273587I just remembered my mates bedsit. Jay and I would crash there sometimes after a heavy night.
Whats this blue cardboard doing in your bed? Nope its pillow case :sMay 30, 2013 at 10:20 am #1273588No story springs to mind with regards to putting my hand somewhere it shouldn’t have gone, well they dropped the case due to lack of evidence so….
May 30, 2013 at 10:26 am #1273589I used to support a guy with learning difficulties who’d shit in the bath. This particular movement was too soft to handle but too hard to just go down the plug so I cranked the pressure up on the shower in hopes of disintegrating it.
In hindsight I should have worn eye protection as the sensation of somebody else’s shit particles ricocheting of my eyeballs isn’t something I’ll forget in a hurry.
May 30, 2013 at 4:46 pm #1273582I picked up my bike to go across the bridge at hove station, it was a wet rainy and dark winters day, I must have ran over some dog shit somewhere along the way cos as I saw my hand under the lights of the bridge I was like “this isn’t mud” I nearly screamed, I remember going from puddle to puddle washing my hand until I reached the public toilets, but still I felt dirty 🙁
Arrg it was just nasty.
May 30, 2013 at 4:46 pm #1273583@The Psyentist 547635 wrote:
I used to support a guy with learning difficulties who’d shit in the bath. This particular movement was too soft to handle but too hard to just go down the plug so I cranked the pressure up on the shower in hopes of disintegrating it.
In hindsight I should have worn eye protection as the sensation of somebody else’s shit particles ricocheting of my eyeballs isn’t something I’ll forget in a hurry.
You got fragged!!
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