I Have a large dirty bomb made from stolen Russian Uranium and heavy water! Its starting to take up too much room in my garage. I was intending on blowing up london but then it dawned on me that i quite like some of the clubs. So i then thought of smashing Wales off the map… but i know some ppl down there. So basically its far to far for me myself to cart it to its final resting place of Somalia… but if any of the pirates would like to come pick it up that would be fine by me….
Not at all…. was just clearing out my garage and almost knocked the bloody thing over… that could of been a bigger disaster than the last time i tried chatting up the hottest girl in the room…… and thats a MASSIVE disaster.
Still no takers on the dirty bomb? — How about some grenades…. Tear Gas? A stuffed toy? An anti boredom device (cant get it to work but maybe you can).
who tried to mug you?….. i think a dirty bomb might be a little excessive. you mught get some ick on you. nuclear ick. or do you mean you will have the nail stuffed toy? cuz that wunt work either…
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