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September 22, 2010 at 6:27 pm #1049705
Corrupt a wish works by looking at the above person’s wish, granting it then corrupting it somehow. Make sure to put your own wish in your own post. I think you get it. I’ll start (and give an example second post):
I wish there never were errors in any computer program.
September 22, 2010 at 6:28 pm #1229170Granted – computers are unfailing and eradicate humanity
I wish for some chocolate.
September 22, 2010 at 7:25 pm #1229174granted – you get really fat and cant pull
i wish for a something terrible to happen 😉
September 22, 2010 at 7:25 pm #1229166Anonymous
Your wish is granted but the chocolate is sugar free so no sugar rush for you !!!!
i wish my car wouldn’t keep breaking down .
September 22, 2010 at 7:26 pm #1229167Anonymous
ops josh beat me to it
September 22, 2010 at 7:27 pm #1229168Anonymous
Your wish josh is granted but Daftfader gets so fat he falls over on top of you crushing you flat !!!
i was i wasnt so fat .
September 22, 2010 at 7:41 pm #1229171GRANTED – You go on the diat of a life time spend hours working out and ages forcing your self to eat healthey. You hit your target weight but still arn’t happy. So you diat more and work out more. After several years of this you weight about 4 stone. You go out for your daily 10 mile run and apon getting to the 5 mile mark you colapse of exauhstion and get sent to hospital. Yuo contract MRSI in hospital and have to have your legs amputated. All you can now do is sit at home infront of the TV comfort eating. You are now fat once again!
I wish I was some where hot right now.
September 22, 2010 at 7:49 pm #1229169Anonymous
lol Daftfader ,
Your wish is granted , You win a holiday to Florida …two weeks in a top class hotel everything paid for . You land and get to your hotel its heaven and head to the pool to soak up the rays . However Hurricane Shaznay hits the Coast of Florida ….your hotel is destroyed and it rains for a month , followed by an ice age turning Florida into a giant ice rink and you haven’t brought your skates !!!!i wish i could fly
September 22, 2010 at 8:57 pm #1229172GRANTED – you now can fly … you jump out the window of the building you’re in (It’s very very tall) and plumet down and with 2 seconds before hitting the floor you suddenly realise that you took acid and are just tripping … woopsy. You land flat on your face exploading into a gooey mess.
I wish some one else would join in this thread too 😀
September 23, 2010 at 5:25 am #1229173granted but i’m gonna downrate your post!!!
I wish my penis wasn’t so large.
September 23, 2010 at 9:07 am #1229175Granted but I think that’s a gift!!!
I wish I’ll win the next lottery :bounce_fl
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