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  • #1055532
    The Psyentist
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    Post some amusing songs people. Simple as that.

    #1270958
    The Psyentist
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    #1270976
    MR207
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    Weird Al!!!

    #1270959
    The Psyentist
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    Wish whoever thought this up had parodied the whole song and not just 20 seconds. Still 20seconds of happiness I didn’t have before

    #1270960
    The Psyentist
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    @MR207 537594 wrote:

    Weird Al!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

    I was going to post that one:weee:

    #1270961
    The Psyentist
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    #1270927
    Anonymous

    I will try and post something when my brain has started to function again. If your lucky it wont be Tim Minchin.

    #1270962
    The Psyentist
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    @photographthesun 537605 wrote:

    I will try and post something when my brain has started to function again. If your lucky it wont be Tim Minchin.

    I can tell you’re weary. You’re usually quite meticulous with your grammar hence I’ve never gone grammar Nazi on you before but two mistakes in your second sentence there.

    ‘If you’re lucky it won’t be Tim Minchin’ is the corrected version.

    You’re welcome:wink:

    #1270928
    Anonymous

    @The Psyentist 537608 wrote:

    I can tell you’re weary. You’re usually quite meticulous with your grammar hence I’ve never gone grammar Nazi on you before but two mistakes in your second sentence there.

    ‘If you’re lucky it won’t be Tim Minchin’ is the corrected version.

    You’re welcome:wink:

    I want to be sedated, nothing to do no where to go, I wanna be sedated.

    #1270946
    Mezz
    Participant

    I think every school bus had their own version of these lyrics

    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they swing to and fro?
    Can you tie ’em in a knot?
    Can you tie ’em in a bow?
    Can you throw ’em o’er your shoulder,
    Like a Continental soldier?
    Can you do the double shuffle,
    When your balls hang low?

    Chorus:
    Ting-A-Ling, God Damn, Find a Woman If You Can.
    If You Can’t Find a Woman, Find a Clean Old Man.
    If You’re Ever In Gibraltar, Take a Flying Fuck At Walter.
    Can You Do The Double Shuffle When Your Balls Hang Low?

    (Repeat the Chorus after each of the next nine verses)
    .
    Do your balls hang low?
    Can you swing them to and fro?
    Can you tie ’em in a knot?
    Can you tie ’em in a bow?
    Do you ever get the feeling
    When they hit against the ceiling
    That you’ll never be a sailor
    If your balls hang low?

    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they swing to and fro?
    Can you tie ’em in a knot?
    Can you tie ’em in a bow?
    When your bollocks hang right down,
    Do they drag along the ground?
    Can you do the double shuffle,
    When your balls hang low?

    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they swing to and fro?
    Can you tie ’em in a knot?
    Can you tie ’em in a bow?
    Do they make a lusty clamor,
    When you hit them with a hammer?
    Can you do the double shuffle,
    When your balls hang low?

    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they swing to and fro?
    Can you tie ’em in a knot?
    Can you tie ’em in a bow?
    Can you bounce ’em off the wall,
    Like an Indian rubber ball?
    Can you do the double shuffle,
    When your balls hang low?
    .
    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they swing to and fro?
    Can you tie ’em in a knot?
    Can you tie ’em in a bow?
    Do your dingly-dangly gonads,
    Roam about like desert nomads?
    Can you do the double shuffle,
    When your balls hang low?

    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they swing to and fro?
    Can you tie ’em in a knot?
    Can you tie ’em in a bow?
    Do they ever start to hurt,
    Cos they’re dragging in the dirt?
    Can you do the double shuffle,
    When your balls hang low?

    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they swing to and fro?
    Can you tie ’em in a knot?
    Can you tie ’em in a bow?
    Do they have a hollow sound,
    When you drop ’em on the ground?
    Can you do the double shuffle,
    When your balls hang low?

    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they swing to and fro?
    Can you tie ’em in a knot?
    Can you tie ’em in a bow?
    Do they have a mellow tingle,
    When you hit ’em with a shingle?
    Can you do the double shuffle,
    When your balls hang low?

    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they swing to and fro?
    Can you tie ’em in a knot?
    Can you tie ’em in a bow?
    Do they chime just like a gong,
    When you pull upon your dong?
    Can you do the double shuffle,
    When your balls hang low?

    #1270947
    Izbeckistan
    Participant

    I’ve never liked weird al but bill bailey is my hero.

    #1270945
    Savvydravvy
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    less funny, more just absolutely rascal!

    #1270948
    Izbeckistan
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    #1270949
    MC G-Tek
    Participant

    Cool, my kinda thread!

    #1270950
    MC G-Tek
    Participant

    If you’ve never seen Mitch Benn before, check this guy out, he’s funny as fuck:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrVWmAT_UxA

    #1270951
    MC G-Tek
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    #1270952
    MC G-Tek
    Participant

    Can’t miss the legends out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo

    And I fkin love this one:

    #1270953
    MC G-Tek
    Participant

    The Daddy of em all…

    #1270929
    Anonymous

    @MC G-Tek 537635 wrote:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlrsqGal64w

    Thats one of my all time favorites good choice

    #1270954
    MC G-Tek
    Participant

    @photographthesun 537638 wrote:

    Thats one of my all time favorites good choice

    Cheers mate, it is brilliant! There’s nothing to dislike about it, it’s just a really funny, happy song man.

    #1270934
    General Lighting
    Moderator

    someone was playing a parody of “singing the blues” earlier on ICR (about the local team) which as little as I know about football seems to be often regarded as a standing joke, even by its supporters…

    #1270930
    Anonymous
    #1270957
    acutulus
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    #1270980
    pyross.
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    #1270955
    MC G-Tek
    Participant

    @General Lighting 537647 wrote:

    someone was playing a parody of “singing the blues” earlier on ICR (about the local team) which as little as I know about football seems to be often regarded as a standing joke, even by its supporters…

    There is a lot of self-deprecating humour amongst supporters of smaller teams as it happens mate. I remember a few years back, Brighton had a player called Dean Cox who’s about 5 foot tall and the Brighton fans used to sing ‘We’ve got tiny Cox, we’ve got tiny Cox!’ :laugh_at:

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