Amuse me

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May 18, 2006 at 11:58 am #1073926
andy ridgeway
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J. B’Stard. wrote:

Keep wondering. I also have the simian special power of being able to wiggle my ears.

http://www.dimaggio.org/images/Evolution/human_tail8.jpg

there is actually something very unsettling about that.
May 18, 2006 at 12:05 pm #1073938
FrankieButler
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andy ridgeway wrote:

http://www.dimaggio.org/images/Evolution/human_tail8.jpg

there is actually something very unsettling about that.

stop it!!! I wanted amusing not upsetting 😥 😥 😥 😥
May 18, 2006 at 12:32 pm #1073927
andy ridgeway
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they can actually wiggle them, like proper animal tails, frankie

IMAGINE THAT!!!!!!!!!!

i wonder what it feels like, those extra muscles. we will never know.

also, you could actually fuck yourself, i would imagine.

orgies would be interesting.
May 18, 2006 at 12:37 pm #1073917
Jon_tooth
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andy ridgeway wrote:

it’s a humonkey

ie a human tail

😮

Like Oliver innit…

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Oliver
Oliver walks upright and never knucklewalks like his chimpanzee peers. He is unique in appearance, and his intelligence and personality distinguish him from other chimps, who typically shun him. Oliver displays emotions not normally associated with chimpanzees, but his days on the freak-show circuit and on tabloid covers as the fabled “missing link’’ and “humanzee” are finally behind him, as are seven lost years in a medical research laboratory. In May of 1998, Oliver and eleven other chimps from the Buckshire Corporation were retired to Primarily Primates.

http://www.texasmonkeyproject.com/animals.html
May 18, 2006 at 12:44 pm #1073928
andy ridgeway
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where i grew up the kid next door had a little monkey

i’m not entirely convinced that it was acquired legally

an east london housing estate is not the ideal setting for a beast of the wild and after a couple of days it started to freak out and bite everyone

i didn’t care i still loved that little furry bastard

it “went on holiday” after a week or so

i suspect that the holiday may have been at the bottom of a canal, with some bricks.

oh, bobo. dear sweet rabid bobo.
May 18, 2006 at 1:09 pm #1073939
FrankieButler
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andy ridgeway wrote:

they can actually wiggle them, like proper animal tails, frankie

IMAGINE THAT!!!!!!!!!!

i wonder what it feels like, those extra muscles. we will never know.

also, you could actually fuck yourself, i would imagine.

orgies would be interesting.

if i have nightmares tonight i will be holding you personally responsible!!!!!
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