Am I a human super battery?

This topic has 7 replies, 5 voices, and was last updated December 14, 2005 at 11:45 pm by bumbumbumbum.

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December 8, 2005 at 6:10 pm #1037023
Anonymous
Guys I’m going to go to the Doctors’ about this. I know everybodies full of electricity (I understood The Matrix) but 4 years ago I had major nerve surgery and had huge electric shocks whilst the nerve was severed for several days.

Since the surgery (still healing) it appears that EVERYTHING electrical I buy becomes faulty within time. At first it was annoying, then amusing, now I’m pissed of cos my tv has lines going through bbc1 (good job it’s a shit channel), 2 video recorders broken, 4 cd players broken, 1 minidisc player broken, 2 motorbikes gone, 1 hair straightner smoking and the other day my Hi Fi packed up whilst I was listening to a tune.

Either someone up there hates me or I’m over charged with bloody electricity. Anyone have any theories??
December 9, 2005 at 8:44 am #1068133
ParrotBoy
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Some people can hold a higher static electric charge – most people have a friend whos always complaining the doorbell electricutes them? Its because the static electricity built up in them can bridge the gap through the button to the electrics inside. Well that same electrical charge can get transferred to any electrical equipment you use, messing with capacitors etc. This is why after a while things stop working.

Theres a couple of ways of avoiding/minimising damage:
– Before you use any electrical kit, touch your radiator for a moment, its grounded so it will release any built-up charge.
– Use remote controls as much as possible!
December 9, 2005 at 11:08 am #1068130
PaulM
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:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
MMMM sexy!
December 9, 2005 at 11:31 am #1068129
globalloon
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change your carpet?
December 9, 2005 at 11:42 am #1068131
PaulM
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:surprised
December 9, 2005 at 11:45 am #1068132
PaulM
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PaulM wrote:

U may have a new party trick!

Sorry 😉
December 10, 2005 at 1:52 pm #1068134
Anonymous
PaulM wrote:

or
:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
MMMM sexy!

Not my colour.

I forgot to mention my PC and playstation. You know I’m looking at alot of money blown up here…

I feel like that Magneto fella in xmen sometimes. hmmm, perhaps I should try and take over the world…
December 14, 2005 at 11:45 pm #1068135
bumbumbumbum
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Holeydel wrote:

Guys I’m going to go to the Doctors’ about this. I know everybodies full of electricity (I understood The Matrix) but 4 years ago I had major nerve surgery and had huge electric shocks whilst the nerve was severed for several days.

Since the surgery (still healing) it appears that EVERYTHING electrical I buy becomes faulty within time. At first it was annoying, then amusing, now I’m pissed of cos my tv has lines going through bbc1 (good job it’s a shit channel), 2 video recorders broken, 4 cd players broken, 1 minidisc player broken, 2 motorbikes gone, 1 hair straightner smoking and the other day my Hi Fi packed up whilst I was listening to a tune.

Either someone up there hates me or I’m over charged with bloody electricity. Anyone have any theories??

Yea it’s your subconcious mind making some weird association, electricity doesn’t like you.

skeen
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