Think about this

• He is a foreign looking man with a beard
• He carts around a huge sack
• employs loads of workers without proper paperwork
• flys a non standard and unmarked aircraft piloted by non-Defra registered animals whilst blind drunk, into areas not designated as suitable for aviation..
• gives out treats to kids he doesn’t even know and encourages them to sit on his knee

He’s never going to get away with all that without giving something back to those in power…