From that description, I will totally be able to spot you!

I have short brown hair. Used to be long (down to me proverbial tits), but I cut it off not so long ago. Here I am now, in all my glory: http://www.dontstayin.com/uk/london/festival-pier-beach/2008/may/24/photo-9600447

What a queer mixture of a person that would be. All I can say is, man, if I was gay and on the receiving end, that would fucking hurt…