Ello, ello, ello… what ‘ave we ‘ere then…? You’re living close to the edge and it’s only a matter of time before you’re collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won’t last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 50.5
Potential fine: £7000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don’t be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.