good cops an bad cops, after mushrooms became illegal
was on our way into the local woods with a massive bag of mushrooms , get funked build a camp fire an chill , we were just about to get off the road to enter the forest when a bobby car pulls us up an ask us what were doing at this time o night in the middle o no where , an check our crim records for bail etc etc [all clean] xcept dannys who’d been caught with a few gram an an ounce o ganj ages ago . he then said he was gonna search us and asked if we had any thing on us … he was gonna find it anyway cos it was a massive bag [mouth starts dribblin in recolection]
so i just said ” yea we got this bag o mushrooms” …the bobby took em off me looked at them … smiled at me, handed them back, said “have a very good night fellas” and went on his way… we then proceeded to our designated spot , trip our bollocks off , although i went on a bad one as i thought the predator was in the forest with us an he was gonna skin me up and use my skull as a trophy.