well there always seems to be loads of fog and mist in the air and fires always get started here (peoples cars, bins being deliberately set alight, its as bad as Reading if not worse for this!)

Every time I am out I seem to hear fire engines – they’ve got the old-skool “two tone” sound programmed into an electronic siren as well!

at least its not Walton on the Naze. The sooner that place is below sea level the better…