You may become sexual aroused whilst around seeds and have urges to sexually assualt them.

@p0ly 504196 wrote:

I’m just around the oil am I at risk of wanting to make sexual acts on the bottle of oil?

Methinks this is gonna end up like some fucked up version of that scene in American Pie man…..

I remember what I said now, We were learning about farming and government etc, and in my presentation I was saying that the government were subsidising rape, and paying the farmers not to rape because too many farmers were doing rape. Can’t remember the exact words but it was funny. Well worth the extra hour at school.