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August 29, 2012 at 4:40 pm #1053813
Ok so all this crap stuff has been happening recently the worst of which being my girlfriend doing in her knee. Just had her physio sesion and It doesn’t look good for me to be going to UMFest : (
But thats not the reason for the thread, the latest thing in a long line of things trying to derail me and piss me the fuck off made itself know 3 days ago. It’s probably the last thing I could do with right now. I got a god damn mother fucking heameroid on my arse cheek! I guess this is karma catching up on me for laughing at someone at school for having the same problem once. Yes it’s very painfull, yes it’s embarrassing to go to the chemist and ask for some anusol cream, but I would have this any day over doing another methadone cluck. Bet thats comming next
I’m gonna lock myself away in my Log fortress untill judgement day.
August 29, 2012 at 6:07 pm #1257472Fuck me mate, you’re on a proper run of bad luck at the mo ain’t ya? Hope it turns round for ya soon pal, sendin’ some good vibes your way. Chin up bud, all the best.
August 29, 2012 at 6:15 pm #1257462I’d suggest going to your GP – they do this every day and see these things regularly and its nothing to them (just think of us girls having to go for smears every few years!) – the reason I suggest this is it may also be a ‘fissure’
Anal fissure – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
and this needs different medication but also you can get cream to anesthetise it which ansul doesnt do. So its less painful to poo
I’m guessing having used lots of opiates you’ve experienced constipation so this is prob the rationale, lots of things like kiwi fruit, spinage, tons of fluids etchope you feeling better soon !
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Good vibes your way sir!
August 29, 2012 at 6:48 pm #1257458@NN~Gazatryptamine 493191 wrote:
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Good vibes your way sir!
Excelent good sir, I will assemble the vibe-o-matic vibe collector on the roof immediately, and I will try running it without the vibe-o-matic bad vibe filter this time as you said and sift through them myself. See what the results are.
August 30, 2012 at 2:45 pm #1257468I really, really don’t like being a casualty. But it happens.
The ‘roids don’t any better with age, and Tankgirl is (as usual) quite correct in mentioning how to avoid them.
Taking shit out of your own arse one piece at a time isn’t fun. But, there are worse things.
When I got a set of broken ribs, passing anything out for 10 days or so just wasn’t happening. Come the day, it was set like concrete.
My neighbour just had to ask what the screaming was about, and I had to nonchalantly mention dropping a brick on my foot… which they didn’t quite believe.
Anyhow, rest up, grab and give all the love you can, however you can, and don’t write off future events until the time comes.
Or, if you DO right them off, work out an alternative fun schedule. Remember why they kept having to bury Moses…
“You can’t keep a good man down!” 🙂
September 1, 2012 at 3:26 pm #1257470big hugs babe…i broke my arm wednesday…I don’t have proper internet just a dongle so i cant sit and watch youtube videos of cats or anything :'( just to make things worse I heard a rumour Margaret thatched snuffed it only to find out Is Margaret Thatcher Dead Yet?
lashings of good vibes for loggy and miss loggy.
September 2, 2012 at 3:28 am #1257466has anyone u particularly dislike recently acquired an amusement park?
good vibes 😛
September 2, 2012 at 10:48 am #1257459@know_hope 493616 wrote:
has anyone u particularly dislike recently acquired an amusement park?
good vibes 😛
It took me a while to get my head round this but them I realised. “south park” I was thinking about that episode on the first day I had it, hopiing that it wouledn’t make me bed ridden. Thankfully now it is all but gone but the first few days were very painfull. I couldn’t find a confortable position to sit or lay in without it burning up on me. One morning when I sat sown I felt a sudden “rip” of the cracked skin and I was howling in pain for 10 mins. That was the day I decided to get some anusol (anus LOL) and it was like instant relief. Also having maxine rub it into my arse cheek was quite therapeutic.
But in an answer to your question, no i don’t know anyone who has recently aquired a theme park, nor do I believe got is unfair : ) although I feel thatI may deserve it because for ages after dr B changed his name from site to dr bunsen, I kept posting messages to him asking “would you take a look at my grapes doc” I did this a number of times and after a few times he stopped repying so I don’t think he found it ammusing. LOL I bet he’s laughing at me now.
But anyway its all good now, praise the ketamine gods.
September 2, 2012 at 11:00 am #1257457it is max bygraves who kicked bucket, not thatcho. They have the same diseases though.
if the demographics of Brightons population are as described – distributed amongst students / addicts / LGBT arty/meedja types / old codgers, then the1log need not worry about being embarrased to get anusol and opiates at the local pharmacy. bulk supplies are probably delivered to the area by the lorry load every other day.
September 2, 2012 at 11:49 am #1257460I said to the good looking young girl in the chemist I need some anusol for my new tatoo. LOL
September 2, 2012 at 12:51 pm #1257473@thelog 493662 wrote:
I said to the good looking young girl in the chemist I need some anusol for my new tatoo. LOL
Lucky she didn’t ask to see ya tattoo ain’t it mate? Imagine that, having to get it out and claim it’s a revolutionary 3-D tattoo of a bum grape!
September 2, 2012 at 1:31 pm #1257467September 2, 2012 at 8:37 pm #1257471farmer giles aint no laughing matter…it hurts when you laugh anyway.
September 2, 2012 at 9:18 pm #1257463@thelog 493662 wrote:
I said to the good looking young girl in the chemist I need some anusol for my new tatoo. LOL
@know_hope 493678 wrote:
great line… “That was the day I decided to get some anusol”
Is this some kinda new fabreeze for squat parties?
September 2, 2012 at 11:18 pm #1257461Piles cream
September 2, 2012 at 11:41 pm #1257465Herm healing solution.
September 3, 2012 at 12:21 am #1257469Proctofoam AE would be my choice in that situation.
Actually I tell a lie – last time a doctor offered me medication I told ’em to stick it up THEIR arse.
Scan available if you’re really, really desperate for a ‘script.
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