using the tube in laaandaaaaan! you caaants!

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June 12, 2009 at 3:44 pm #1047509
process
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how risky is it with the facking daags?!
June 12, 2009 at 3:54 pm #1201423
Anonymous
Wot you fackin’ banging on abaaaaht??
June 12, 2009 at 3:55 pm #1201427
process
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the faaaacking daaags on the faaackin train with the facking fuzz! you facking caaaants! 😉
June 12, 2009 at 3:58 pm #1201435
GiantMidget
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It’s quite dodgy cos dogs can’t operate the tube trains very well and they always go past your stop. Get a taxi, bit safer.
June 12, 2009 at 3:59 pm #1201422
General Lighting
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DJCliffy;333428 wrote:

It’s quite dodgy cos dogs can’t operate the tube trains very well and they always go past your stop. Get a taxi, bit safer.

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
June 12, 2009 at 4:04 pm #1201424
Anonymous
@djprocess 333415 wrote:

how risky is it with the facking daags?!

Right my son, right. Nah I knah wot yah bangin’ on abaaaaaaaht.

It’s a lotto my friend, a lotto which unfortuantly doesn’t have 14million to one odds. I’ve seen them at Old St tube pulling loads of people aside. Almost bricked it I did as I had a small bag on me. They’ll be by the ticked barriers, so look before you go through em, cos once you’re that side there’s fuck all you can do but go past the hairy four legged fuzz.
June 12, 2009 at 4:05 pm #1201436
GiantMidget
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Use one of these. Dog Chaser
June 12, 2009 at 4:07 pm #1201437
GiantMidget
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June 12, 2009 at 5:37 pm #1201440
JonnyQuest
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youll probably be alright, only really see dogs at communter hubs and camden these days still though dont have any amount u can get fucked for just in case
June 12, 2009 at 8:57 pm #1201431
Tank Girl
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I’ve never actually seen the dogs on the tube
June 12, 2009 at 9:00 pm #1201438
GiantMidget
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Tank Girl;333485 wrote:

I’ve never actually seen the dogs on the tube

Good job an all, There would be shit everywhere.
June 12, 2009 at 9:24 pm #1201434
spark_plug
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tubes are shit and expensive. use busses
June 16, 2009 at 10:23 am #1201428
process
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spark_plug;333502 wrote:

tubes are shit and expensive. use busses

buses are cheap and shit and take ages!
TAXI!
June 16, 2009 at 10:24 am #1201442
joshd96320
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taxis are expensive and good unless thers a jam!
June 16, 2009 at 10:24 am #1201443
joshd96320
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i think the most feasible form of transport is unicycle at this moment in time.
June 16, 2009 at 1:29 pm #1201425
Anonymous
Nah man, it’s without doubt the wheelchair. Every bastard in Oxford St moves out of your way as a homeless person pushes you along at the very reasonable rate per 4 miles per glass of whiskey.
June 16, 2009 at 1:41 pm #1201444
joshd96320
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@Holeydel 334092 wrote:

Nah man, it’s without doubt the wheelchair. Every bastard in Oxford St moves out of your way as a homeless person pushes you along at the very reasonable rate per 4 miles per glass of whiskey.

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

luvit
June 16, 2009 at 1:46 pm #1201439
GiantMidget
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Whenever i travel by tube i always seem to attract the weirdos and nutjobs. Maybe they see me as their leader or something?
June 16, 2009 at 2:09 pm #1201445
joshd96320
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i love this thread
June 16, 2009 at 3:25 pm #1201447
Clusterfrog
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@djprocess 333415 wrote:

how risky is it with the facking daags?!

if you’re carrying drugs take the bus!

Police can be waiting at the top of any escalator with dogs. You’re fucked if that happens. They rarely or never get on a bus, and if they do you can drop it under your seat and kick it down the bus before they get to you.

Especially avoid main stations like kings cross, liverpool street etc. Although I’ve seen them at plenty of minor stations too
June 16, 2009 at 4:10 pm #1201433
Southcaver
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Its also compulsory to dance when you see a busker untill asked to leave by security.
June 17, 2009 at 8:41 am #1201429
process
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quality! :laugh_at: the guy on the sax looks like he’s loving it as well! :weee:
June 17, 2009 at 9:46 am #1201426
Anonymous
@Iacchus 334165 wrote:

if you’re carrying drugs take the bus!

Police can be waiting at the top of any escalator with dogs. You’re fucked if that happens. They rarely or never get on a bus, and if they do you can drop it under your seat and kick it down the bus before they get to you.

Or plant your stash on the sweet little old lady sitting next to you. Fucking funny when this happens, 3 of them now Ive managed to get busted. This might seem a bit cruel but actually I’ve done them a kindness as their family comes to visit them in prison much more often then they did when the poor granny was living i the old peoples home…
June 17, 2009 at 10:07 am #1201446
joshd96320
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@Holeydel 334419 wrote:

Or plant your stash on the sweet little old lady sitting next to you. Fucking funny when this happens, 3 of them now Ive managed to get busted. This might seem a bit cruel but actually I’ve done them a kindness as their family comes to visit them in prison much more often then they did when the poor granny was living i the old peoples home…

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
June 17, 2009 at 12:02 pm #1201432
MisterDuck
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joshd96320;334038 wrote:

i think the most feasible form of transport is unicycle at this moment in time.

what about dogs on unicycles? thats pretty skilled. i have a picture of someone in convent garden on a unicycle in gold y-fronts

this thread is a good un
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