One main function of a nanny is ensuring the kids go to the toilet regularly…

http://www.worldtoilet.org/contactus/contactus.htm

to be fair this is a useful site, although I can’t help but snigger a bit at some of the suggestions

http://www.worldtoilet.org/pub_edu/pub_edu.htm

they do have some useful ideas as well for those areas without a servicable loo (have thought this could be a good idea for free parties but TBH some mooser would overturn such a device or worse still use it as a weapon – might be good for outdoor camps etc though..)

http://www.worldtoilet.org/design/design.htm

you can’t fault them for effort – they even have oriental style watercolours of SE Asian toilet facilities throughout the ages, and many informative papers (toilet papers? Sorry…) as well as a list of “civilised” SE Asian countries with good toilet facilities(!)

Malaysia is, however, not one of them. I pointed out this ommission to one of my relatives whose family manage music venues in Malaysia (yes, they do exist despite the best efforts of conservative Islam). He said he was not at all surprised…