… I thought you were promoting some kind of high protein/low cost diet for a moment…

this chap has similar (or even more) housing issues (a leaking roof, cracks in the stairs, multiple plumbing faults, mice in the kitchen and rats in the barn (also the name of his backing band))

Oh. I saw this title and I was excited to share an experience I had with a rat. But no…

Hi. I’m just here for my daily fix.

@thelog 554179 wrote:

Well tell the story and we can all listen to the song while we read it 😀

Ok, ahem (clearing my throat). Well, it was 1999, so I was 5 years old. I got in a little fight with my parents which seems small compared to these days.. but anyways, I was in my room crying and all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye, I see this huge thing dart past me. It ran under my bed and I went to see what it was. Turns out it was a huge brown rat with black beady eyes. I wasn’t scared at all and I went to go pick it up and it runs in my closet. So I get up, open my closet and I fall in this hole. I keep falling and I land on the ground. I look up and i’m in this like 10 foot hole and guess what’s at the top of the hole looking in laughing at me? The rat.

hahahaha

@thelog 554191 wrote:

Bad mr207

Waaaaaaaat did. I. do?