Right, here’s what we need to do:

1. Form a protective cordon around p0ly

2. Buy all the ketamine in the world

3. Cane loads of it up

4. What’s left goes in the cordon between us & p0ly

5. Erm, not sure yet, contact underpants gnomes & see what intel they’ve got for us?

6. Did you not see 5? I’m not sure yet, I’m working on it.

7. I told you, I’m working on it.

8. Oh FFS, what part of ‘I’m working on it’ is giving you trouble?

9. What now?