Wil.E.Coyote

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    Wil.E.Coyote
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      globalloon wrote:
      what a fucking cool thing 😎

      expect a spam level of emails from me in the near future 😉

      but if you read this first, wear a poncho and a broad brim hat, sit sleeping style in an aisle in tesco / a shopping mall and try to hug the first security guard / member of staff that interrupts your snooze

      Wahey! Guess what I did today! That! I went to my local ASDA wearing a sombrero and poncho and performed your request. I’d have liked to have filmed it, but the second my video camera was withdrawn some rubbish little woman popped up and chastised me, so instead all I can offer are some hastily taken pictures in the dark.

      Essentially I slumped down, waited about 15 minutes, realized I wasn’t near any employees, so went to the freezer department instead, and after a horribly cold 5 minutes and just as I was about to jack it in, I heard “are you OK?”. This was ASDAs medical supervisor, who obviously thought I was dead or a mental or both. I assured her I was alright and then went to hug her and, mercifully, she accepted the hug, and I was off. Have it!

      Anyways, happy request fulfilled. If you want some pictures drop me a mail and I’ll attach some in response – they’re not fantastic photos but they at least prove I did the job.

      Any other takers? makingothershappier@gmail.com

      in reply to: Are you happy? #1145201
      Wil.E.Coyote
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        globalloon wrote:
        what a fucking cool thing 😎

        expect a spam level of emails from me in the near future 😉

        but if you read this first, wear a poncho and a broad brim hat, sit sleeping style in an aisle in tesco / a shopping mall and try to hug the first security guard / member of staff that interrupts your snooze

        Wahey! Guess what I did today! That! I went to my local ASDA wearing a sombrero and poncho and performed your request. I’d have liked to have filmed it, but the second my video camera was withdrawn some rubbish little woman popped up and chastised me, so instead all I can offer are some hastily taken pictures in the dark.

        Essentially I slumped down, waited about 15 minutes, realized I wasn’t near any employees, so went to the freezer department instead, and after a horribly cold 5 minutes and just as I was about to jack it in, I heard “are you OK?”. This was ASDAs medical supervisor, who obviously thought I was dead or a mental or both. I assured her I was alright and then went to hug her and, mercifully, she accepted the hug, and I was off. Have it!

        Anyways, happy request fulfilled. If you want some pictures drop me a mail and I’ll attach some in response – they’re not fantastic photos but they at least prove I did the job.

        Any other takers? makingothershappier@gmail.com

        in reply to: Are you happy? #1124279
        Wil.E.Coyote
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          globalloon wrote:
          what a fucking cool thing 😎

          expect a spam level of emails from me in the near future 😉

          but if you read this first, wear a poncho and a broad brim hat, sit sleeping style in an aisle in tesco / a shopping mall and try to hug the first security guard / member of staff that interrupts your snooze

          That is a superb request, and one I shall certainly set about doing. If you’d bung it in a mail, it means I could send you photos, videos, etc afterwards – if not, I’ll just tell you about what happened in this thread if you’d like 🙂

          Any other takers?? makingothershappier@gmail.com

          in reply to: Are you happy? #1145200
          Wil.E.Coyote
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            globalloon wrote:
            what a fucking cool thing 😎

            expect a spam level of emails from me in the near future 😉

            but if you read this first, wear a poncho and a broad brim hat, sit sleeping style in an aisle in tesco / a shopping mall and try to hug the first security guard / member of staff that interrupts your snooze

            That is a superb request, and one I shall certainly set about doing. If you’d bung it in a mail, it means I could send you photos, videos, etc afterwards – if not, I’ll just tell you about what happened in this thread if you’d like 🙂

            Any other takers?? makingothershappier@gmail.com

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